Tis a watchen ... Been while, they got new people on the show...
Can tell it's for T.V.

Ya back in me caveman days, nickname given ta me from guys at work cause
usdta wonder about th he woods with flash-light off, (before the night vision, thermal) & the
high-tech technecks, first twas the Russion AK's (forgot) & then the AR's,
The dude shot the girls school books... WOW,
ya, used ta wonder about the woods with flash light off, ( they can see ya coming)
pistal in me fast-draw rig... Ah them were the days...

thried getting me some sponsors fir a t.v. show, equate, even made me own commercials...

Ya, the biggest fool ta never hit the big time, & all i had ta do twas act naturally. .
Just ponderen what might a been...
Keep your head held high & your powder dry...

Them gals tis tough, the guys lesten them do all the work...
Ya, can tell it's made for entertainment...
wish they'd give me an invite, me caveman days went threw stuff wouldn't put me dog threw on the ol lease, & WMA...
have gun, will travel. Got D- in Grammer, but even i know, its NOT a problem if ya charge people...
i got expenssence...
old man went down.. Diddnt say: in memory of, so he doing okay guess...
Get a kick outa him...

I can’t read hieroglyphics...

i get a lot of that...

choot, i cant even spell (hydroglifricks)

edit : let a lone pronounce it...

Wert de ferk

I hear ya bro..things is changing.

Your having a stroke. Please go to the nearest ER.

What continent do you call home?

I just almost got that...…...I think

must of dropped his fork index water ..

C'mon guys I can red tit just find

givem hell colt

That has to be more difficult than just typing correctly.

Colt.45:

That was Concisely Articulated

I only watched the show to see them catch hogs......not to see the girls in low cut shirts bending over to grab a hog.

Without a doubt.
Look at old posts, apparently he's done it forever, but he also has posts that are regular. Complete sentences, grammatically correct, it's a show is all.

what I likes about it...
show bout hunting hogs...
only reason got on leases, 24-7-365 hog hunts...
caveman tis what they called me at work...
twas walken threw d woods flash light off, postal on hip..
didn't use dogs though, huntso...
like on here, most wouldn't hunt at night
en & chillen, twas a family thing...
on d table for price of Gov. food stamps..
land owners appreciated d help...
Keep your head held high & your powder dry...

edit : reason put on this part of form..
discussion on the many ways ta hunt hogs..
have had people drive up ask 4 permission ta hunt with dogs...
they asked how i hunted em...
so told em...
tis what they thought...

NO, really did get D- in grammer.
People were ta mod's, got booted off.
So tryed ta b more articulate, slow down, & use spell check...
that twas more difficalt..
then.. Tis a hunting forum, & as pappy say's : "i gotta be me, no one else wants the job..."
what's every one else's excuse ?
Can always put me on your ignorance list like most done...
Thread & posts b about hunting...

Keep doing you, Colt.

Tis all good...


At airport headen ta the Big D in

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There's another Colt 45

Yup...two of them.... Colt (no dot) 45 and colt.45