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Panda bear #7681778 12/06/19 06:58 PM
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A panda walks into a bar, sits down, and orders a sandwich.

He eats, pulls out a gun, and shoots the waiter dead.

As the panda stands up to go, the bartender shouts, "Hey! Where are you going?

You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for the food!"

The panda yells back, "Hey man, I'm a panda. Look it up!"

The bartender opens his dictionary to panda,

'A tree climbing mammal of Asian origin, characterized by distinct black and white coloring. Eats, shoots, and leaves.'


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Got that from Cast, didn't ya?

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Originally Posted by retfuz
Got that from Cast, didn't ya?

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Actually, BBC is pretty damn good

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Re: Panda bear [Re: retfuz] #7687518 12/13/19 04:03 AM
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Originally Posted by retfuz
Got that from Cast, didn't ya?

Don't tell me it's that bad! bolt


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