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 Panda bear
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12/06/19 06:58 PM
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TCM3
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A panda walks into a bar, sits down, and orders a sandwich.
He eats, pulls out a gun, and shoots the waiter dead.
As the panda stands up to go, the bartender shouts, "Hey! Where are you going?
You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for the food!"
The panda yells back, "Hey man, I'm a panda. Look it up!"
The bartender opens his dictionary to panda,
'A tree climbing mammal of Asian origin, characterized by distinct black and white coloring. Eats, shoots, and leaves.'
War is when the government tells you who the enemy is.
Revolution is when you find out for yourself.
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Re: Panda bear
[Re: TCM3]
#7682043
12/07/19 12:34 AM
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pnh
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Extreme Tracker
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Character is what you do when nobody's looking.
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Re: Panda bear
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12/12/19 11:42 PM
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retfuz
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Got that from Cast, didn't ya?
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Re: Panda bear
[Re: retfuz]
#7687461
12/13/19 02:42 AM
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SnakeWrangler
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Got that from Cast, didn't ya? 
I believe in science and I’m an insufferable dickhead Actually, BBC is pretty damn good "You Cannot Simultaneously Be Politically Correct And Intellectually Honest!"
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Re: Panda bear
[Re: retfuz]
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12/13/19 04:03 AM
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TCM3
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Got that from Cast, didn't ya? Don't tell me it's that bad! 
War is when the government tells you who the enemy is.
Revolution is when you find out for yourself.
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