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Will I make it to 80?
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11/30/19 05:06 PM
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texasag93
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Stolen.....
Subject: Will I Live to see 80?
(Here's something to think about.)
I recently picked a new primary care doctor. After two visits and exhaustive Lab tests, she said I was doing fairly well for my age. (I am past Seventy Five). A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking her, 'Do you think I'll live to be 80?' She asked, 'Do you smoke tobacco, or drink beer, wine or hard liquor?' 'Oh no,' I replied. 'I'm not doing drugs, either!' Then she asked, 'Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?' 'I said, 'Not much... My former doctor said that all red meat is very unhealthy!' 'Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, boating, sailing, hiking, or bicycling?' 'No, I don't,' I said. She asked, 'Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of sex?' 'No,' I said... She looked at me and said, 'Then, why do you even give a [censored]?
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Re: Will I make it to 80?
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11/30/19 06:12 PM
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Re: Will I make it to 80?
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12/02/19 09:02 PM
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Re: Will I make it to 80?
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12/06/19 02:19 AM
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WOW that is funny but you do have to think about it . Time to have fun!!!!
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