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Will I make it to 80? #7676193 11/30/19 05:06 PM
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Subject: Will I Live to see 80?

(Here's something to think about.)

I recently picked a new primary care doctor.
After two visits and exhaustive Lab tests, she said I was doing fairly well for my age. (I am past Seventy Five).
A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking her, 'Do you think I'll live to be 80?'
She asked, 'Do you smoke tobacco, or drink beer, wine or hard liquor?'
'Oh no,' I replied. 'I'm not doing drugs, either!'
Then she asked, 'Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?'
'I said, 'Not much... My former doctor said that all red meat is very unhealthy!'
'Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, boating, sailing, hiking, or bicycling?'
'No, I don't,' I said.
She asked, 'Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of sex?'
'No,' I said...
She looked at me and said, 'Then, why do you even give a [censored]?

Re: Will I make it to 80? [Re: texasag93] #7676251 11/30/19 06:12 PM
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Re: Will I make it to 80? [Re: texasag93] #7677998 12/02/19 09:02 PM
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Re: Will I make it to 80? [Re: texasag93] #7681117 12/06/19 02:19 AM
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WOW that is funny but you do have to think about it . Time to have fun!!!!

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