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Fartball #7668438 11/21/19 04:00 AM
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An old married couple no sooner hit the pillows
When the old man passes gas and says, “Seven Points.”

His wife rolls over and says, “What in the world was that?”
The old man replied, “It’s fart football.”

A few minutes later his wife lets one go and says “Touchdown, tie score.”

After about five minutes the old man lets another one go and says,
“Aha. I’m ahead 14 to 7.”

Not to be outdone the wife rips out another one and says,
“Touchdown, tie score.”

Five seconds go by and she lets out a little squeaker and says,
“Field goal, I lead 17 to 14.” Now the pressure is on the old man.

He refuses to get beaten by a woman, so he strains real hard.
Since defeat is totally unacceptable, he gives it everything he’s got,

And accidentally poops in the bed.

The wife says, “What the heck was that?”

The old man says, “Half time, switch sides”


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Re: Fartball [Re: TCM3] #7668839 11/21/19 04:46 PM
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Re: Fartball [Re: TCM3] #7668930 11/21/19 06:07 PM
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Originally Posted by Chunky Monkey
Never been to a camping world. I prefer Dick's to be honest.
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I like it. roflmao


Originally Posted by bill oxner
Haven't had it in years but never spit any out.


Originally Posted by bill oxner
I am a sucker for happy endings and strapped cowboys.
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I believe in science and I’m an insufferable dickhead
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Actually, BBC is pretty damn good

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Never ever force a fart


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Originally Posted by Simple Searcher
Never ever force a fart


or trust one.


Sometimes it's hard being me! But somebody has to do it.
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Originally Posted by hook_n_line
Originally Posted by Simple Searcher
Never ever force a fart


or trust one.

Truer words never written!! scared


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