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 Things You Should Know
#7658510
11/11/19 03:55 PM
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Joined: Mar 2013
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BayouGuy
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* IF MY BODY IS EVER FOUND ON A JOGGING TRAIL JUST KNOW THAT I WAS MURDERED SOMEWHERE ELSE AND DUMPED THERE.
* RESPECT YOUR ELDERS. THEY GRADUATED FROM SCHOOL WITHOUT THE INTERNET.
* I'VE DECIDED I'M NOT OLD, I'M 45 -- PLUS SHIPPING AND HANDLING.
* WHY DO I HAVE TO PRESS "1" FOR ENGLISH? DID AMERICA MOVE?
* WE HAVE ENOUGH GUN CONTROL. WHAT WE NEED IS IDIOT CONTROL.
* BEHIND EVERY ANGRY WOMAN STANDS A MAN WHO HAS ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHAT HE DID WRONG.
* LET'S STOP SENDING MONEY TO OTHER COUNTRIES AND LET THEM HATE US FOR FREE.
* I LOOK AT PEOPLE AND SOMETIMES THINK "REALLY? -- THAT'S THE SPERM THAT WON?"
* IN MY DEFENSE I WAS LEFT UNSUPERVISED.
* MY DECISION-MAKING SKILLS CLOSELY RESEMBLE THOSE OF A SQUIRREL WHEN CROSSING THE ROAD.
* SOME THINGS ARE JUST BETTER LEFT UNSAID -- AND I USUALLY REALIZE IT RIGHT AFTER I SAY THEM.
* CAMPING: WHERE YOU SPEND A SMALL FORTUNE TO LIVE LIKE A HOMELESS PERSON.
* I THOUGHT GETTING OLD WOULD TAKE LONGER.
* A WISE MAN ONCE SAID - - NOTHING.
If you can't laugh at yourself, give me a call. I'll gladly laugh at you.
"I keep trying to see Nancy Pelosi's and Chuck Schumer's point of view,
but I can't seem to get my head that far up my [censored]." Senator John Kennedy, Louisiana
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Re: Things You Should Know
[Re: BayouGuy]
#7658513
11/11/19 03:59 PM
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Joined: Nov 2009
Posts: 91,416
bill oxner
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BEHIND EVERY ANGRY WOMAN STANDS A MAN WHO HAS ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHAT HE DID WRONG
Quail hunting is like walking into, and out of a beautiful painting all day long. Gene Hill ![[Linked Image]](https://texashuntingforum.com/forum/pics/usergals/2017/07/full-3669-105539-full_16668_105507_image.jpg)
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Re: Things You Should Know
[Re: BayouGuy]
#7658528
11/11/19 04:12 PM
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Joined: Dec 2012
Posts: 4,800
TexasKC
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I thought getting old would take longer. That's so true it's not even funny.
In the end, it's not the years in your life that count, it's the life in your years.
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Re: Things You Should Know
[Re: BayouGuy]
#7658668
11/11/19 06:08 PM
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Joined: Nov 2018
Posts: 1,535
fishdfly
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DOES NOT PLAY WELL WITH OTHERS
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Re: Things You Should Know
[Re: BayouGuy]
#7658769
11/11/19 07:55 PM
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Joined: Oct 2007
Posts: 19,241
TEXASLEFTY
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Never been to a camping world. I prefer Dick's to be honest.
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Re: Things You Should Know
[Re: TEXASLEFTY]
#7659170
11/12/19 02:36 AM
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Joined: Jan 2011
Posts: 65,514
SnakeWrangler
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I believe in science and I’m an insufferable [censored] Actually, BBC is pretty damn good "You Cannot Simultaneously Be Politically Correct And Intellectually Honest!"
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Re: Things You Should Know
[Re: BayouGuy]
#7659314
11/12/19 11:03 AM
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Joined: Jun 2006
Posts: 8,322
Dave Davidson
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90% of the [censored] whuppins that I have gotten were optional
Without a sense of urgency, nothing ever happens.
Boy, if I say "sic em", you'd better look for something to bite. Sam Shelley, Rancher Muleshoe Texas 1892-1985 RIP
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Re: Things You Should Know
[Re: BayouGuy]
#7666685
11/19/19 05:48 PM
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Joined: Jan 2012
Posts: 9,185
hook_n_line
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Every time you throw dirt you lose a little ground.
Sometimes it's hard being me! But somebody has to do it.
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