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 BIG COLD FRONT COMING
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11/08/19 07:57 PM
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reeltexan
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So how about some "It's so cold that" jokes....
It's so cold that....
...The rock rattling around in your shoe is your toe.
....Lawyers have their hands in their own pockets.
....You have to break the smoke off your chimney
....You have to open the fridge to heat the house
Do you know a few?
![[Linked Image]](https://i.postimg.cc/KjZZqFj8/point-with-bird.jpg) "Give me an Army of West Point graduates and I'll win a battle... Give me a handful of Texas Aggies and I'll win a war." - General Patton
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 Re: BIG COLD FRONT COMING
[Re: reeltexan]
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11/09/19 12:17 AM
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Old Rabbit
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It's so cold, my ex-wife's heart seems warm.
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Re: BIG COLD FRONT COMING
[Re: reeltexan]
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11/09/19 04:12 AM
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TCM3
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Do not forget to entertain strangers, For by so doing some have unwittingly entertained angels
Hebrews 13:2
(R-TX)
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Re: BIG COLD FRONT COMING
[Re: reeltexan]
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11/09/19 12:54 PM
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bill oxner
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Colder than a well diggers bucket.
Quail hunting is like walking into, and out of a beautiful painting all day long. Gene Hill ![[Linked Image]](https://texashuntingforum.com/forum/pics/usergals/2017/07/full-3669-105539-full_16668_105507_image.jpg)
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Re: BIG COLD FRONT COMING
[Re: reeltexan]
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11/15/19 04:40 PM
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retfuz
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Colder than a mother in laws heart.
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Re: BIG COLD FRONT COMING
[Re: reeltexan]
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11/15/19 05:31 PM
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TCM3
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It's so Cold Bernie Sanders has his hands in his own pockets
Last edited by TCM3; 11/15/19 05:31 PM.
Do not forget to entertain strangers, For by so doing some have unwittingly entertained angels
Hebrews 13:2
(R-TX)
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Re: BIG COLD FRONT COMING
[Re: reeltexan]
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11/19/19 05:43 PM
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hook_n_line
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So cold can't find my thermometer. (peepee joke)
Sometimes it's hard being me! But somebody has to do it.
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Re: BIG COLD FRONT COMING
[Re: reeltexan]
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11/23/19 05:25 AM
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Birdog62
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Colder than a witches tit in a brass bra.
"Many of the problems we face today came about because the people who WORK for a living are outnumbered by the people who VOTE for a living."
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Re: BIG COLD FRONT COMING
[Re: reeltexan]
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11/26/19 03:22 PM
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Pope&Young
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When the frost is on the pumpkin its time for peter dunking 
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Re: BIG COLD FRONT COMING
[Re: reeltexan]
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11/27/19 09:58 AM
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redhaze
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Colder than the shady side of a nun's cu..!
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Re: BIG COLD FRONT COMING
[Re: reeltexan]
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12/08/19 06:05 AM
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1860.colt
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i'm postaddic
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