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BIG COLD FRONT COMING #7656304 11/08/19 07:57 PM
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So how about some "It's so cold that" jokes....

It's so cold that....

...The rock rattling around in your shoe is your toe.

....Lawyers have their hands in their own pockets.

....You have to break the smoke off your chimney

....You have to open the fridge to heat the house


Do you know a few?




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Is not, in part, obscured by powder from my gun"
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Re: BIG COLD FRONT COMING [Re: reeltexan] #7656523 11/09/19 12:17 AM
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It's so cold, my ex-wife's heart seems warm.

Re: BIG COLD FRONT COMING [Re: reeltexan] #7656657 11/09/19 04:12 AM
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Re: BIG COLD FRONT COMING [Re: reeltexan] #7656708 11/09/19 12:54 PM
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Colder than a well diggers bucket.


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Re: BIG COLD FRONT COMING [Re: reeltexan] #7662874 11/15/19 04:40 PM
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Colder than a mother in laws heart.

Re: BIG COLD FRONT COMING [Re: reeltexan] #7662924 11/15/19 05:31 PM
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It's so Cold Bernie Sanders has his hands in his own pockets

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Re: BIG COLD FRONT COMING [Re: reeltexan] #7666683 11/19/19 05:43 PM
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So cold can't find my thermometer. (peepee joke)


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Re: BIG COLD FRONT COMING [Re: reeltexan] #7670339 11/23/19 05:25 AM
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Colder than a witches tit in a brass bra.


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Re: BIG COLD FRONT COMING [Re: reeltexan] #7672885 11/26/19 03:22 PM
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Re: BIG COLD FRONT COMING [Re: reeltexan] #7673644 11/27/19 09:58 AM
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Colder than the shady side of a nun's cu..!

Re: BIG COLD FRONT COMING [Re: reeltexan] #7683192 12/08/19 06:05 AM
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