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New Texas Priest #7647527 10/30/19 10:21 PM
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New Texas priest





A new priest, born and raised in Texas, comes to serve in
a city parish and is nervous about hearing confessions, so he asks the older
priest to sit in on his sessions.

The new priest hears a couple of confessions, then the old
priest asks him to step out of the confessional for a few suggestions.

The old priest suggests, "Cross your arms over your chest,
and rub your chin with one hand and try saying things like 'yes, I see,' and
'yes, go on,' and 'I understand.'

The new priest crosses his arms, rubs his chin with one
hand and repeats all the suggested remarks to the old priest.

The old priest says, "Now, don't you think that's a little
better than slapping your knee and saying, "No [censored], what happened next?"


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Re: New Texas Priest [Re: Okiedog] #7647993 10/31/19 04:21 AM
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Without a sense of urgency, nothing ever happens.

Boy, if I say "sic em", you'd better look for something to bite. Sam Shelley, Rancher Muleshoe Texas 1892-1985 RIP
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