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 Old guys physical
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10/27/19 11:05 PM
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bill oxner
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Think this should go on the health and fitness forum?  Old guys cheap physical Go outside and pee in the garden. If ants gather:- diabetes. If you pee on your feet:- prostate. If it smells like a barbecue:- cholesterol. If when you shake it, your wrist hurts:- osteoarthritis If you return to your room with your penis outside your pants:- Alzheimers Simple and Cheap
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Re: Old guys physical
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10/27/19 11:10 PM
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Good one Bill.... 
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Re: Old guys physical
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10/28/19 01:35 AM
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fredeboy
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Good one Bill.... I agree!! LOL
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Re: Old guys physical
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10/28/19 01:48 AM
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If it looks any color other than yellow, get a second opinion to determine color blindness.
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Re: Old guys physical
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10/28/19 04:09 AM
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Re: Old guys physical
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10/28/19 07:29 PM
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Re: Old guys physical
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11/23/19 08:11 PM
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Good one Bill.... I agree!! LOL 
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Re: Old guys physical
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11/24/19 09:03 AM
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Re: Old guys physical
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11/26/19 02:53 AM
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Think this should go on the health and fitness forum? Old guys cheap physical Go outside and pee in the garden. If ants gather:- diabetes. If you pee on your feet:- prostate. If it smells like a barbecue:- cholesterol. If when you shake it, your wrist hurts:- osteoarthritis If you return to your room with your penis outside your pants:- Alzheimers Simple and Cheap Excellent Bill
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Re: Old guys physical
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12/12/19 02:57 AM
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Some of you guys think that is real funny, wait till you have every symptom then see how funny it is!!!!
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Re: Old guys physical
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12/12/19 06:30 PM
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12/18/19 02:44 AM
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01/09/20 07:01 PM
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Good one Bill.... I agree!! LOL
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