Think this should go on the health and fitness forum?
Old guys cheap physical
Go outside and pee in the garden.
If ants gather:- diabetes.
If you pee on your feet:- prostate.
If it smells like a barbecue:- cholesterol.
If when you shake it, your wrist hurts:- osteoarthritis
If you return to your room with your penis outside your pants:- Alzheimers
Simple and Cheap