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Old guys physical #7644001 10/27/19 11:05 PM
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Think this should go on the health and fitness forum? confused2




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Go outside and pee in the garden.



If ants gather:- diabetes.



If you pee on your feet:- prostate.



If it smells like a barbecue:- cholesterol.



If when you shake it, your wrist hurts:- osteoarthritis



If you return to your room with your penis outside your pants:- Alzheimers



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Good one Bill.... clap


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Good one Bill.... clap



I agree!! LOL

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If it looks any color other than yellow, get a second opinion to determine color blindness.

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