Poor Joe

A group of friends went deer hunting and paired off in twos for the day.

That night, one of the hunters returned alone, staggering under the weight of an eight-point buck.

The others were surprised and asked him, "Where's Joe?"

"Joe fell and broke his leg. He's a couple of miles back up the trail," the successful hunter replied.
The other hunters were even more surprised at this and asked him, "'You left Joe laying out there and carried the deer back?"

The hunter nodded and said, "It was a tough call, but I figured no one is going to steal Joe!"

New Bike

A father came home from a ten day deer hunting trip to find his son riding a very expensive new mountain bike.

He asked his son, "Where did you get the money for that new bike? It must have cost a fortune."

His son answered, "I earned it by hiking."

The father said, "Come on now son, tell me the truth."

His son said, "That is the truth! Every night that you were gone, Mr. Jones from the grocery store would come over to see mom and each time he'd give me a $20 bill and tell me to go take a hike!"

Last edited by DHarden; 10/24/19 09:39 PM.