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Lone Ranger #7638168 10/21/19 06:57 PM
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The Lone Ranger and Tonto were camping in the wilderness. After they got their tent set up, both men fell sound asleep. Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says,"'Kemo Sabe, look towards sky, what you see?"
The Lone Ranger replies, "I see millions of stars."
"What that tell you?" asked Tonto.
The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute then says, "Astronomically-speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time-wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three in the morning. Theologically, the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you,Tonto?"

"You dumber than buffalo... It mean someone stole tent."


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Re: Lone Ranger [Re: Stub] #7638429 10/21/19 11:20 PM
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Re: Lone Ranger [Re: Stub] #7638774 10/22/19 10:58 AM
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Originally Posted by Chunky Monkey
Never been to a camping world. I prefer Dick's to be honest.
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Why'd the Lone Ranger kill Tonto? He found out KemoSabe means son of a *****.


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