For a long time I have wondered why he works so hard on the weights, and his weight, and his tan. His wife is just as fanatical about fitness as he is. Turns out it’s all for “appearances” when they are at the beach. They go down to a certain Carib island 4 or more times a year. Now, due to the “loose lips“ of certain family members, I know. They don’t know that I know.

So...would you guys wander around nekkid on a beach? I would not do it, even back when I was around 30 and lean, muscular, and chiseled.

Nope, I keep my nakedness within the confines of the house and occasionally our pool.

The world is not ready for my glory.

Hell yea I would have back when I was young, and single. I traveled and worked all of the time but still had time to pick up women in the bars at night. That’s the only regret I have from my younger days is not going on vacations and hunting/fishing trips when I had plenty of money with no family. I lost all of my vacation time afraid that a competitor might get a little bit of my business.

No way in hell I’d go to nude beaches with my wife. I’m sure that leads to all kinds of weird chit that I wouldn’t be involved in.

at 340# I hate to see myself nekkid so no

Yeah, I would.

Have you considered he may be swinging as well?

FIFY

Nobody wants to see that.

I have no desire to visit a nudist camp.

I try to keep big charlie under wraps.

Saves on the Summer time electric bill, but only in the house. I was doing my a couple of weeks ago. I decided that I couldn't do everything unless I put my cargo shorts in there I had just dropped them in when my doorbell rang. Guess what happened?

Since it sounds like they are both that into it, I would expect they are swinging as well.
But hey.... If that’s what they are into that life style and it make them happy.... you should be happy for them.
Just don’t go in any island vacations with them.

Whatever they are doing, it's their life to live as they see fix. You don't have to approve but neither do you have to answer for their decisions.

Best thread of the week. Put a smile on my face

Laughter?

I would, but the sand abrasion would be painful for me.

I’m not a nudist. However, it concerns me we are getting rid of large communal showers.

And not a single person has asked for a picture of the sister-in-law. And to be inclusive, I suppose there may be one or two of you who'd like to see a picture of the brother.

Im too old and out of shape for those shenanigans, however...back in high school and college I might have skinny dipped a few times or got dared to run down the street naked.

6' 2" 240 (been working on losing LBs). Pretty fit. Nice tan. I could pull it off. Though I have a friend who's been to a nudist beach a couple times with his wife and says there's quite a bit that should be covered and more that should be uncovered.

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Always the biggest party anywhere.

I doo too. We don’t have blinds on most of our windows either.