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Follow the money. . . #7619011 09/29/19 01:38 AM
Joined: Nov 2014 Posts: 7,047 Mason, TX M mikei OP THF Trophy Hunter
OP mikei THF Trophy Hunter M Joined: Nov 2014 Posts: 7,047 Mason, TX	A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper, Guido, has cheated him out of $10 million dollars. His bookkeeper is deaf. That was the reason he got the job in the first place. It was assumed that Guido would hear nothing so he would not have to testify in court. When the Godfather goes to confront Guido about his missing $10 million, he takes along his lawyer who knows sign language. The Godfather tells the lawyer, "Ask him where the money is! The lawyer, using sign language, asks Guido, Where's the money? Guido signs back, "I don't know what you are talking about." The lawyer tells the Godfather, "He says he doesn't know what you are talking about" The Godfather pulls out a pistol, puts it to Guido's head and says, "Ask him again or I'll kill him!" The lawyer signs to Guido, "He'll kill you if you don't tell him." Guido trembles and signs back, "OK! You win! The money is in a brown briefcase, buried behind the shed at my cousin Bruno's house. The Godfather asks the lawyer, "What did he say?" The lawyer replies, "He says you don't have the balls to pull the trigger." Don't you just love lawyers ? ?

Re: Follow the money. . . [Re: mikei] #7619018 09/29/19 01:50 AM
Joined: Nov 2010 Posts: 4,245 Grapeland, Texas P pnh Extreme Tracker
pnh Extreme Tracker P Joined: Nov 2010 Posts: 4,245 Grapeland, Texas	Character is what you do when nobody's looking.

Re: Follow the money. . . [Re: mikei] #7619024 09/29/19 01:59 AM
Joined: Jan 2011 Posts: 65,514 Over yonder..... S SnakeWrangler THF Celebrity
SnakeWrangler THF Celebrity S Joined: Jan 2011 Posts: 65,514 Over yonder.....	I believe it fully.... Originally Posted by Sneaky I believe in science and I’m an insufferable [censored] Originally Posted by beaversnipe Actually, BBC is pretty damn good "You Cannot Simultaneously Be Politically Correct And Intellectually Honest!"

Re: Follow the money. . . [Re: mikei] #7619084 09/29/19 04:35 AM
Joined: Jul 2015 Posts: 23,167 Lake Texoma, TX Bee'z The Beedazzler
Bee'z The Beedazzler Joined: Jul 2015 Posts: 23,167 Lake Texoma, TX	Yep, bad experiences with them too.

Re: Follow the money. . . [Re: mikei] #7619096 09/29/19 05:11 AM
Joined: Nov 2009 Posts: 69,160 TweedLeaf, 123 W Cedar St, Tri... N NORML as can be ^^Cut the Cord^^
NORML as can be ^^Cut the Cord^^ N Joined: Nov 2009 Posts: 69,160 TweedLeaf, 123 W Cedar St, Tri...	(R-TX) .-- " TCNN CURL CRLB VFF VRNO AYR SNDL CGC TLRY MSOS " _=====___=________==-

Re: Follow the money. . . [Re: mikei] #7619129 09/29/19 11:26 AM
Joined: Apr 2005 Posts: 43,847 The Outer Limits S Stub THF Celebrity
Stub THF Celebrity S Joined: Apr 2005 Posts: 43,847 The Outer Limits

Re: Follow the money. . . [Re: mikei] #7619372 09/29/19 07:21 PM
Joined: Oct 2007 Posts: 19,241 The Island Cres T TEXASLEFTY THF Whiskey Sommelier
TEXASLEFTY THF Whiskey Sommelier T Joined: Oct 2007 Posts: 19,241 The Island Cres	That’s great!!! Originally Posted by Chunky Monkey Never been to a camping world. I prefer Dick's to be honest.

Re: Follow the money. . . [Re: mikei] #7619405 09/29/19 08:10 PM
Joined: Dec 2010 Posts: 6,844 lost in the ozone hopalong THF Trophy Hunter
hopalong THF Trophy Hunter Joined: Dec 2010 Posts: 6,844 lost in the ozone	lake fork FISHERMANS COVE MARINA - 903 474 7479 reservations

Re: Follow the money. . . [Re: SnakeWrangler] #7619443 09/29/19 09:20 PM
Joined: Apr 2007 Posts: 60,415 Metroplex BOBO the Clown kind of a big deal
BOBO the Clown kind of a big deal Joined: Apr 2007 Posts: 60,415 Metroplex	Originally Posted by SnakeWrangler I believe it fully.... X2 Donate to TX Youth hunting program.... better to donate then to waste it in taxes https://secure.qgiv.com/for/gtgoh/mobile

Re: Follow the money. . . [Re: mikei] #7619474 09/29/19 09:53 PM
Joined: Jan 2011 Posts: 21,373 Texan, till death do us part B Bullfrog THF Celebrity
Bullfrog THF Celebrity B Joined: Jan 2011 Posts: 21,373 Texan, till death do us part	Lol same here. Funny tho! Originally Posted by machinist Man if I knew what Oxner knows I could throw away what I know

Re: Follow the money. . . [Re: mikei] #7620132 09/30/19 06:34 PM
Joined: Sep 2016 Posts: 3,458 Commerce, TX R redhaze Veteran Tracker
redhaze Veteran Tracker R Joined: Sep 2016 Posts: 3,458 Commerce, TX

Re: Follow the money. . . [Re: mikei] #7621947 10/02/19 06:22 PM
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Breath-Taker Whitetails Outdoorsman B Joined: May 2018 Posts: 81	Too accurate to laugh @breathtakerwhitetails https://www.facebook.com/breathtakerwhitetails/

Re: Follow the money. . . [Re: mikei] #7625326 10/06/19 05:57 PM
Joined: Aug 2006 Posts: 11,657 bastrop county C colt45-90 Texas colt45
colt45-90 Texas colt45 C Joined: Aug 2006 Posts: 11,657 bastrop county	hold on Newt, we got a runaway

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