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Follow the money. . .
#7619011
09/29/19 01:38 AM
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mikei
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A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper, Guido, has cheated him out of $10 million dollars. His bookkeeper is deaf. That was the reason he got the job in the first place. It was assumed that Guido would hear nothing so he would not have to testify in court. When the Godfather goes to confront Guido about his missing $10 million, he takes along his lawyer who knows sign language. The Godfather tells the lawyer, "Ask him where the money is! The lawyer, using sign language, asks Guido, Where's the money? Guido signs back, "I don't know what you are talking about." The lawyer tells the Godfather, "He says he doesn't know what you are talking about" The Godfather pulls out a pistol, puts it to Guido's head and says, "Ask him again or I'll kill him!" The lawyer signs to Guido, "He'll kill you if you don't tell him." Guido trembles and signs back, "OK! You win! The money is in a brown briefcase, buried behind the shed at my cousin Bruno's house. The Godfather asks the lawyer, "What did he say?" The lawyer replies, "He says you don't have the balls to pull the trigger." Don't you just love lawyers ? ?
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Re: Follow the money. . .
[Re: mikei]
#7619018
09/29/19 01:50 AM
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Joined: Nov 2010
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pnh
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Character is what you do when nobody's looking.
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Re: Follow the money. . .
[Re: mikei]
#7619024
09/29/19 01:59 AM
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Joined: Jan 2011
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SnakeWrangler
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I believe in science and I’m an insufferable [censored] Actually, BBC is pretty damn good "You Cannot Simultaneously Be Politically Correct And Intellectually Honest!"
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Re: Follow the money. . .
[Re: mikei]
#7619084
09/29/19 04:35 AM
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Joined: Jul 2015
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Bee'z
The Beedazzler
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The Beedazzler
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Yep, bad experiences with them too.
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Re: Follow the money. . .
[Re: mikei]
#7619096
09/29/19 05:11 AM
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Joined: Nov 2009
Posts: 69,166
NORML as can be
^^Cut the Cord^^
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^^Cut the Cord^^
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Re: Follow the money. . .
[Re: mikei]
#7619129
09/29/19 11:26 AM
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Joined: Apr 2005
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Stub
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Re: Follow the money. . .
[Re: mikei]
#7619372
09/29/19 07:21 PM
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TEXASLEFTY
THF Whiskey Sommelier
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THF Whiskey Sommelier
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Never been to a camping world. I prefer Dick's to be honest.
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Re: Follow the money. . .
[Re: mikei]
#7619405
09/29/19 08:10 PM
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Joined: Dec 2010
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hopalong
THF Trophy Hunter
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lake fork FISHERMANS COVE MARINA - 903 474 7479 reservations
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Re: Follow the money. . .
[Re: mikei]
#7619474
09/29/19 09:53 PM
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Bullfrog
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Lol same here. Funny tho!
Man if I knew what Oxner knows I could throw away what I know
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Re: Follow the money. . .
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#7620132
09/30/19 06:34 PM
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redhaze
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Re: Follow the money. . .
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#7625326
10/06/19 05:57 PM
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colt45-90
Texas colt45
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Texas colt45
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hold on Newt, we got a runaway
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