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Pinched
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09/25/19 03:53 PM
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Bass&More
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Recently I accompanied my wife to a Doctors appointment. As we were leaving the Doctors office in the crowded elevator as it descended, My wife became increasingly furious with me, as I was seemingly delighted to be pressed against a gorgeous big chested blonde. As the elevator stopped at the main floor, the blonde suddenly whirled around and slapped me across the face, and said, "That will teach you to pinch you pervert." Bewildered, not wanting to say anything, I was halfway to the parking lot with my wife when I choked out in a feeble voice, "I...I...didn't pinch that girl." "I know you didn't" said my wife, consolingly. "I did."
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Re: Pinched
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#7615929
09/25/19 03:58 PM
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TCM3
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Do not forget to entertain strangers, For by so doing some have unwittingly entertained angels Hebrews 13:2 (R-TX)
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Re: Pinched
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09/25/19 08:22 PM
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TEXASLEFTY
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Never been to a camping world. I prefer Dick's to be honest.
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Re: Pinched
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09/25/19 10:26 PM
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SnakeWrangler
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I believe in science and I’m an insufferable [censored] Actually, BBC is pretty damn good "You Cannot Simultaneously Be Politically Correct And Intellectually Honest!"
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Re: Pinched
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#7617581
09/27/19 11:17 AM
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redhaze
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Re: Pinched
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09/29/19 04:52 AM
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Bee'z
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Re: Pinched
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09/29/19 09:56 PM
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Simple Searcher
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"Man is still a hunter, still a simple searcher after meat..." Robert C. Ruark
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Re: Pinched
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09/30/19 12:30 AM
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texasag93
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Re: Pinched
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#7626533
10/07/19 08:31 PM
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Stub
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