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Senior Moment
#7584397
08/20/19 11:14 AM
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Joined: Nov 2014
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mikei
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An elderly Florida lady did her shopping and, upon returning to her car, found four males in the act of leaving with her vehicle. She dropped her shopping bags ...and drew her handgun, proceeding to scream at the top of her lungs, “I have a gun, and I know how to use it! Get out of the car!”. The four men didn't wait for a second threat. They got out and ran like mad. The lady, somewhat shaken, then proceeded to load her shopping bags into the back of the car and got into the driver’s seat. She was so shaken that she could not get her key into the ignition. She tried and tried, and then she realized why. It was for the same reason she had wondered why there was a football, a Frisbee and two 12-packs of beer in the front seat. A few minutes later, she found her own car parked four or five spaces farther down. She loaded her bags into the car and drove to the police station to report her mistake. The sergeant to whom she told the story couldn't stop laughing. He pointed to the other end of the counter, where four pale men were reporting a car jacking by a mad, elderly woman described as white, less than five feet tall, glasses, curly white hair, and carrying a large handgun. No charges were filed. The moral of the story? If you’re going to have a senior moment… make it memorable.
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Re: Senior Moment
[Re: mikei]
#7584703
08/20/19 05:28 PM
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Bee'z
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Re: Senior Moment
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#7584705
08/20/19 05:31 PM
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Joined: Apr 2005
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Stub
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Re: Senior Moment
[Re: mikei]
#7584794
08/20/19 07:33 PM
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Joined: Jan 2011
Posts: 65,517
SnakeWrangler
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I believe in science and I’m an insufferable [censored] Actually, BBC is pretty damn good "You Cannot Simultaneously Be Politically Correct And Intellectually Honest!"
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Re: Senior Moment
[Re: mikei]
#7584807
08/20/19 07:49 PM
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spacejunkie
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Re: Senior Moment
[Re: mikei]
#7585419
08/21/19 02:43 PM
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Joined: Oct 2007
Posts: 19,241
TEXASLEFTY
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Never been to a camping world. I prefer Dick's to be honest.
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Re: Senior Moment
[Re: mikei]
#7586031
08/22/19 12:17 AM
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Joined: Jul 2011
Posts: 1,096
Cajun Raider
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Don't talk the talk if you didn't walk the walk.
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Re: Senior Moment
[Re: mikei]
#7586111
08/22/19 01:44 AM
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Simple Searcher
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"Man is still a hunter, still a simple searcher after meat..." Robert C. Ruark
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Re: Senior Moment
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#7586743
08/22/19 08:47 PM
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Joined: Aug 2006
Posts: 11,657
colt45-90
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if you don't think senior moments can't happen to you, oh heck, forgot what I was going to say
hold on Newt, we got a runaway
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Re: Senior Moment
[Re: mikei]
#7587240
08/23/19 10:30 AM
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Joined: Jun 2006
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Dave Davidson
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I can relate to this. Wait a minute. I forgot what I was relating to.
Without a sense of urgency, nothing ever happens.
Boy, if I say "sic em", you'd better look for something to bite. Sam Shelley, Rancher Muleshoe Texas 1892-1985 RIP
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Re: Senior Moment
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#7590122
08/26/19 07:38 PM
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pigplinker
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Re: Senior Moment
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#7590600
08/27/19 07:35 AM
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Posts: 69,164
NORML as can be
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