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Groaners #7578181 08/12/19 02:50 PM
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I watched a dog chase its tail for 5 min and I thought, "Dogs are easily entertained.” Then I realized, I watched a dog chase its tail for 5 min.

Cleaning the attic I burned all of my 007 memorabilia last night. It made a huge Bond fire.

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I watched a dog chase its tail for 5 min and I thought, "Dogs are easily entertained.” Then I realized, I watched a dog chase its tail for 5 min.



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I watched a dog chase its tail for 5 min and I thought, "Dogs are easily entertained.” Then I realized, I watched a dog chase its tail for 5 min.



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Never been to a camping world. I prefer Dick's to be honest.
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