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 The Exam
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07/29/19 12:10 PM
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Bass&More
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A man is in an emergency room complaining of severe stomach pains and bowel trouble. The attending physician advises that the patient will need a rectal exam. The doctor positions the patient on the bed on his side and puts on a latex glove... As he lubes up his glove, he says, "Don't get excited and move too much like last time, Daniel." The patient says, "My name isn't Daniel." The doctor says, "Mine is."  
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Re: The Exam
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#7567105
07/29/19 06:02 PM
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kmon11
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lf the saying "Liar, Liar your pants on fire" were true
Mainstream news might be fun to watch
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Re: The Exam
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07/29/19 07:29 PM
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SnakeWrangler
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My appointment would be done right then....NOPE....we're done!
I believe in science and I’m an insufferable [censored] Actually, BBC is pretty damn good "You Cannot Simultaneously Be Politically Correct And Intellectually Honest!"
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Re: The Exam
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07/30/19 12:53 AM
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Cajun Raider
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Don't talk the talk if you didn't walk the walk.
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Re: The Exam
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07/30/19 01:01 AM
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Simple Searcher
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![[Linked Image]](https://live.staticflickr.com/4340/36432483774_50a6be0c41_m.jpg) "Man is still a hunter, still a simple searcher after meat..." Robert C. Ruark
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Re: The Exam
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07/30/19 01:41 PM
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Bass&More
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My appointment would be done right then....NOPE....we're done! ![[Linked Image]](https://media.giphy.com/media/9Ai5dIk8xvBm0/giphy.gif)
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Re: The Exam
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07/30/19 03:46 PM
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Jeff in TX
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Hey doc, why are your hands on my shoulders?  True story, in 2001 I had to have my gallbladder removed. As I was being put under, my doctor leaned down and said "you're vasectomy will take no time at all"! I remember a split second of whaaaaa, then I woke up in the recovery room!
Distance is not an issue, but the wind can make it interesting!
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Re: The Exam
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07/30/19 06:39 PM
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PMK
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Hey doc, why are your hands on my shoulders? True story, in 2001 I had to have my gallbladder removed. As I was being put under, my doctor leaned down and said "you're vasectomy will take no time at all"! I remember a split second of whaaaaa, then I woke up in the recovery room! 
"everyone that lives dies but not everyone who dies lived..."
~PMK~
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Re: The Exam
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08/05/19 09:40 AM
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