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Adventures in Texting
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07/06/19 03:55 AM
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Joined: Dec 2010
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Quick Shoot Again
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Bird Dog
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A wife sent a text to her husband: Don't forget to stop by Costco and buy vegetables on your way back from the office ... and Luann says "Hi."
Her husband texted back: Who is Luann?
Wife: Nobody. I was just making sure that you read my text.
Husband: But I'm with Luann right now, so which Luann are you talking about?
Wife: Where are you?
Husband: Near the vegetables.
Wife: Wait, I'm coming there right now.
After ten minutes, the wife texts her husband: I'm here, where are you?
Husband: I'm at the office. Now that you're at Costco, buy whatever vegetables you need.
Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a well preserved body, But rather to skid in sideways, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out, Screaming "WHOO HOO What A Ride"
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Re: Adventures in Texting
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#7550290
07/07/19 02:41 AM
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Joined: Oct 2007
Posts: 19,243
TEXASLEFTY
THF Whiskey Sommelier
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THF Whiskey Sommelier
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Never been to a camping world. I prefer Dick's to be honest.
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Re: Adventures in Texting
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#7550618
07/07/19 08:44 PM
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Joined: Jul 2015
Posts: 23,172
Bee'z
The Beedazzler
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The Beedazzler
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Re: Adventures in Texting
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#7553151
07/10/19 04:35 PM
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Joined: Sep 2012
Posts: 12,861
PMK
THF Celebrity
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THF Celebrity
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smart man!
"everyone that lives dies but not everyone who dies lived..."
~PMK~
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Re: Adventures in Texting
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#7567855
07/30/19 04:35 PM
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Joined: Oct 2004
Posts: 39,536
redchevy
THF Celebrity
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THF Celebrity
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smart man! Single man with 1/2 his stuff
It's hell eatin em live
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