A man is in an emergency room complaining of severe stomach pains and bowel trouble. The attending physician advises that the patient will need a rectal exam. The doctor positions the patient on the bed on his side and puts on a latex glove...
As he lubes up his glove, he says, "Don't get excited and move too much like last time, Daniel."
The patient says, "My name isn't Daniel."
The doctor says, "Mine is."