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The Exam #7566758 07/29/19 12:10 PM
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A man is in an emergency room complaining of severe stomach pains and bowel trouble. The attending physician advises that the patient will need a rectal exam. The doctor positions the patient on the bed on his side and puts on a latex glove...

As he lubes up his glove, he says, "Don't get excited and move too much like last time, Daniel."

The patient says, "My name isn't Daniel."

The doctor says, "Mine is."

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My appointment would be done right then....NOPE....we're done!


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My appointment would be done right then....NOPE....we're done!



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Hey doc, why are your hands on my shoulders? crazy

True story, in 2001 I had to have my gallbladder removed. As I was being put under, my doctor leaned down and said "you're vasectomy will take no time at all"! I remember a split second of whaaaaa, then I woke up in the recovery room!


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Originally Posted by Jeff in TX
Hey doc, why are your hands on my shoulders? crazy

True story, in 2001 I had to have my gallbladder removed. As I was being put under, my doctor leaned down and said "you're vasectomy will take no time at all"! I remember a split second of whaaaaa, then I woke up in the recovery room!

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