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Beer warning
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07/27/19 06:12 PM
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bill oxner
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WARNING: This could be dangerous to men if their women friends read it.
Beer contains female hormones! Yes, that's right, FEMALE hormones!
Last month, Montreal University scientists released the results of a recent
analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer.
( A ) The theory is that Beer contains female hormones (hops contain
Phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women.
( B ) To test the theory, 100 men each drank 12 large drafts of beer within
a one (1) hour period.
( C ) It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects, yes, 100% of all
these men:
1) Argued over nothing.
2) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.
3) Gained weight.
4) Talked excessively without making sense.
5) Became overly emotional
6) Couldn't drive.
7) Failed to think rationally, and
8) Had to sit down while urinating.
No further testing was considered necessary!!
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Re: Beer warning
[Re: bill oxner]
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07/27/19 07:59 PM
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snake oil
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What about the man-boobs?
"You may all go to hell and I will go to Texas".
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Re: Beer warning
[Re: snake oil]
#7565621
07/27/19 08:43 PM
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SnakeWrangler
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What about the man-boobs?
I believe in science and I’m an insufferable [censored] Actually, BBC is pretty damn good "You Cannot Simultaneously Be Politically Correct And Intellectually Honest!"
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Re: Beer warning
[Re: bill oxner]
#7565759
07/28/19 12:18 AM
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Michael W.
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12 beers in an hour, they obviously had to pee sitting down, they likely couldn't stand up..
Last edited by Michael W.; 07/28/19 12:20 AM.
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Re: Beer warning
[Re: bill oxner]
#7566225
07/28/19 05:26 PM
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Sniper.270
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That explains it for those who drink that much beer. But what about “men” who act that way and don’t drink.
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