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Beer warning #7565529 07/27/19 06:12 PM
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WARNING: This could be dangerous to men if their women friends read it.



Beer contains female hormones! Yes, that's right, FEMALE hormones!

Last month, Montreal University scientists released the results of a recent

analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer.

( A ) The theory is that Beer contains female hormones (hops contain

Phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women.

( B ) To test the theory, 100 men each drank 12 large drafts of beer within

a one (1) hour period.

( C ) It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects, yes, 100% of all

these men:

1) Argued over nothing.

2) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.

3) Gained weight.

4) Talked excessively without making sense.

5) Became overly emotional

6) Couldn't drive.

7) Failed to think rationally, and

8) Had to sit down while urinating.



No further testing was considered necessary!!


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Re: Beer warning [Re: bill oxner] #7565588 07/27/19 07:59 PM
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What about the man-boobs?

Re: Beer warning [Re: snake oil] #7565621 07/27/19 08:43 PM
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Originally Posted by snake oil
What about the man-boobs?

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Re: Beer warning [Re: bill oxner] #7565759 07/28/19 12:18 AM
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12 beers in an hour, they obviously had to pee sitting down, they likely couldn't stand up..

Last edited by Michael W.; 07/28/19 12:20 AM.


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Re: Beer warning [Re: bill oxner] #7566225 07/28/19 05:26 PM
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That explains it for those who drink that much beer. But what about “men” who act that way and don’t drink.


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