A wife sent a text to her husband: Don't forget to stop by Costco and buy vegetables on your way back from the office ... and Luann says "Hi."
Her husband texted back: Who is Luann?
Wife: Nobody. I was just making sure that you read my text.
Husband: But I'm with Luann right now, so which Luann are you talking about?
Wife: Where are you?
Husband: Near the vegetables.
Wife: Wait, I'm coming there right now.
After ten minutes, the wife texts her husband: I'm here, where are you?
Husband: I'm at the office. Now that you're at Costco, buy whatever vegetables you need.
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