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 Driving Drunk in France
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06/28/19 12:08 PM
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redhaze
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A French policeman stops the Englishman's car and asks if he has been drinking.
With great difficulty, the Englishman admits that he has been drinking all day, that his daughter got married that morning, and that he drank champagne and a few bottles of wine at the reception, and many single malt scotches there-after.
Quite upset, the policeman proceeds to breath test the Englishman and verifies that he is indeed completely hammered.
He asks the Englishman if he knows why, under French law, he is going to be arrested.
The Englishman answers with a bit of humor, "No sir, I do not! But while we're asking questions, do you realize that this is a British car and my wife is driving on the other side?
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Re: Driving Drunk in France
[Re: redhaze]
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06/28/19 12:35 PM
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TEXASLEFTY
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Never been to a camping world. I prefer Dick's to be honest.
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Re: Driving Drunk in France
[Re: redhaze]
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06/28/19 01:29 PM
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Bee'z
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That is funny 
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Re: Driving Drunk in France
[Re: Bee'z]
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06/28/19 05:17 PM
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SnakeWrangler
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That is funny
I believe in science and I’m an insufferable [censored] Actually, BBC is pretty damn good "You Cannot Simultaneously Be Politically Correct And Intellectually Honest!"
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Re: Driving Drunk in France
[Re: redhaze]
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06/28/19 08:11 PM
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colt45-90
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Texas colt45
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hold on Newt, we got a runaway
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Re: Driving Drunk in France
[Re: redhaze]
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06/29/19 02:18 AM
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texasag93
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