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Vaseline in action
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06/24/19 03:47 PM
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A man doing market research for Vaseline knocked on a door and was greeted by a young woman with three small children running around at her feet. He says, "I'm doing some research for Vaseline." Have you ever used the product?' She says, "Yes. My husband and I use it all the time," The researcher then asks, "And if you don't mind me asking, what do you use it for?" "We use it for sex." The researcher was a little taken back. "Usually people lie to me and say that they use it on a child's bicycle chain or to help with a gate hinge. But, in fact, I know that most people do use it for sex. I admire you for your honesty. Since you've been frank so far, can you tell me exactly how you use it for sex?" The woman says, "I don't mind telling you at all...My husband and I put it on the door knob and it keeps the kids out."
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Re: Vaseline in action
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06/24/19 06:28 PM
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Re: Vaseline in action
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06/24/19 06:44 PM
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SnakeWrangler
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I believe in science and I’m an insufferable [censored] Actually, BBC is pretty damn good "You Cannot Simultaneously Be Politically Correct And Intellectually Honest!"
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Re: Vaseline in action
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06/24/19 09:56 PM
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Re: Vaseline in action
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06/25/19 12:10 AM
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Michael W.
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A clear conscience is often the sign of a fuzzy memory.
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Re: Vaseline in action
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06/25/19 03:07 AM
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Bee'z
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Re: Vaseline in action
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06/25/19 11:11 AM
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TEXASLEFTY
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Never been to a camping world. I prefer Dick's to be honest.
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Re: Vaseline in action
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06/25/19 02:22 PM
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"everyone that lives dies but not everyone who dies lived..."
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Re: Vaseline in action
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06/26/19 12:23 AM
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Good one.
LETS GO BRANDON
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Re: Vaseline in action
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06/26/19 06:25 AM
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