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Signs of the times
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06/17/19 01:30 AM
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Joined: Nov 2014
Posts: 7,045
mikei
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THF Trophy Hunter
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A SIGN IN A SHOE REPAIR STORE IN VANCOUVER READs: We will heel you We will save your sole We will even dye for you. A SIGN ON A BLINDS AND CURTAIN TRUCK: Blind man driving. Sign over a Gynecologist's Office: "Dr. Jones, at your cervix." In a Podiatrist's office: "Time wounds all heels." On a Septic Tank Truck: Yesterday's Meals on Wheels At an Optometrist's Office: "If you don't see what you're looking for, You've come to the right place." On a Plumber's truck: "We repair what your husband fixed." On another Plumber's truck: "Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber." At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee: "Invite us to your next blowout." On an Electrician's truck: "Let us remove your shorts." In a Non-smoking Area: "If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and will take appropriate action." On a Maternity Room door: "Push. Push. Push." At a Car Dealership: "The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment." Outside a Muffler Shop: "No appointment necessary. We hear you coming." In a Veterinarian's waiting room: "Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!" At the Electric Company: "We would be delighted if you send in your payment on time. However, if you don't, YOU will be de-lighted." In a Restaurant window: "Don't stand there and be hungry; come on in and get fed up." In the front yard of a Funeral Home: "Drive carefully. We'll wait." At a Propane Filling Station: "Thank Heaven for little grills." In a Chicago Radiator Shop: "Best place in town to take a leak." And the best one for last: Sign on the back of another Septic Tank Truck: Caution - This Truck is full of Political Promises
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Re: Signs of the times
[Re: mikei]
#7536206
06/17/19 01:49 AM
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Joined: Dec 2012
Posts: 4,800
TexasKC
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Good ones. Here's one I saw at a welding shop:
We can fix anything except the break of day or a broken heart....but we'll work on the broken heart.
In the end, it's not the years in your life that count, it's the life in your years.
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Re: Signs of the times
[Re: mikei]
#7536306
06/17/19 09:58 AM
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Joined: Oct 2007
Posts: 19,212
TEXASLEFTY
THF Whiskey Sommelier
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THF Whiskey Sommelier
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Never been to a camping world. I prefer Dick's to be honest.
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Re: Signs of the times
[Re: mikei]
#7536344
06/17/19 12:47 PM
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Joined: Sep 2016
Posts: 3,457
redhaze
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Nice, shared on another forum!
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Re: Signs of the times
[Re: TEXASLEFTY]
#7536793
06/17/19 11:29 PM
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Joined: Jan 2011
Posts: 65,416
SnakeWrangler
THF Celebrity
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THF Celebrity
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I believe in science and I’m an insufferable [censored] Actually, BBC is pretty damn good "You Cannot Simultaneously Be Politically Correct And Intellectually Honest!"
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Re: Signs of the times
[Re: mikei]
#7537477
06/18/19 08:27 PM
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Joined: Jun 2014
Posts: 8
Gldntgr96
Green Horn
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Green Horn
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Re: Signs of the times
[Re: mikei]
#7537676
06/19/19 01:01 AM
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Joined: Jan 2013
Posts: 960
Gary Olson
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