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Signs of the times #7536199 06/17/19 01:30 AM
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A SIGN IN A SHOE REPAIR STORE IN VANCOUVER READs:
We will heel you
We will save your sole
We will even dye for you.

A SIGN ON A BLINDS AND CURTAIN TRUCK:
Blind man driving.

Sign over a Gynecologist's Office:
"Dr. Jones, at your cervix."

In a Podiatrist's office:
"Time wounds all heels."

On a Septic Tank Truck:
Yesterday's Meals on Wheels

At an Optometrist's Office:
"If you don't see what you're looking for,
You've come to the right place."

On a Plumber's truck:
"We repair what your husband fixed."

On another Plumber's truck:
"Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber."

At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee:
"Invite us to your next blowout."

On an Electrician's truck:
"Let us remove your shorts."

In a Non-smoking Area:
"If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and
will take appropriate action."

On a Maternity Room door:
"Push. Push. Push."

At a Car Dealership:
"The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment."

Outside a Muffler Shop:
"No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."

In a Veterinarian's waiting room:
"Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"

At the Electric Company:
"We would be delighted if you send in your payment on time.
However, if you don't, YOU will be de-lighted."

In a Restaurant window:
"Don't stand there and be hungry; come on in and get fed up."

In the front yard of a Funeral Home:
"Drive carefully. We'll wait."

At a Propane Filling Station:
"Thank Heaven for little grills."

In a Chicago Radiator Shop:
"Best place in town to take a leak."

And the best one for last:
Sign on the back of another Septic Tank Truck:
Caution - This Truck is full of Political Promises

Re: Signs of the times [Re: mikei] #7536206 06/17/19 01:49 AM
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Good ones. Here's one I saw at a welding shop:

We can fix anything except the break of day or a broken heart....but we'll work on the broken heart.


I took the road less traveled
Re: Signs of the times [Re: mikei] #7536306 06/17/19 09:58 AM
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Lol


Originally Posted By: Chunky Monkey
Never been to a camping world. I prefer Dick's to be honest.
Re: Signs of the times [Re: mikei] #7536344 06/17/19 12:47 PM
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Nice, shared on another forum!

Re: Signs of the times [Re: TEXASLEFTY] #7536793 06/17/19 11:29 PM
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Originally Posted by TEXASLEFTY
Lol


Originally Posted By: skinnerback
Milf does the trick.

"You're statistically more likely to be killed by Hillary Clinton than an NRA member. - PolitiDiva

"You Cannot Simultaneously Be Politically Correct And Intellectually Honest!"
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Re: Signs of the times [Re: mikei] #7537676 06/19/19 01:01 AM
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