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Good DOG!
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06/14/19 02:12 AM
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mikei
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Chester sent his dog out to see if there were any ducks in the pond. "If there aren't many ducks out there, I'm not going hunting". The dog comes back and barks twice. Chester says, "Well I'm not going to go out. He only saw two ducks out there". Earl says, "You're going to take the dog's barks for the truth?" Earl doesn't believe it, so he goes to look for himself. When he gets back he says, "I don't believe it. There really are only two ducks out there! Where did you get that dog?" Chester says, "Well, I got him from the breeder up the road. If you want one, you can get one from him" So Earl goes to the breeder and says he wants a dog like the one his friend Chester has. The breeder obliges and Earl brings the dog home, tells it to go out and look for ducks. Minutes later the dog returns shaking its head with a stick in its mouth, and starts humping Earl's leg. Outraged, Earl takes the dog back to the breeder and says, "This dog is a fraud. I want my money back!"? The breeder asks Earl what the dog did. So Earl tells him that when he sent the dog out to look for ducks, it came back shaking its head with a stick in its mouth, and started humping his leg. The breeder says, "Earl, dogs can't talk. He was trying to tell you there are more f***king ducks out there than you can shake a stick at".
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Re: Good DOG!
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06/14/19 02:55 AM
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Re: Good DOG!
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06/14/19 10:19 AM
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Re: Good DOG!
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06/14/19 12:12 PM
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SnakeWrangler
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I believe in science and I’m an insufferable [censored] Actually, BBC is pretty damn good "You Cannot Simultaneously Be Politically Correct And Intellectually Honest!"
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Re: Good DOG!
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06/14/19 12:45 PM
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colt45-90
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hold on Newt, we got a runaway
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Re: Good DOG!
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06/14/19 04:07 PM
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Bee'z
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Re: Good DOG!
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06/14/19 05:29 PM
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TXHOGSLAYER
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LETS GO BRANDON
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Re: Good DOG!
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06/14/19 07:23 PM
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NORML as can be
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Re: Good DOG!
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06/15/19 05:01 AM
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jdk1985
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Re: Good DOG!
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06/15/19 09:49 PM
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Good one!
You should have been here yesterday!
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Re: Good DOG!
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06/16/19 02:16 AM
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"Man is still a hunter, still a simple searcher after meat..." Robert C. Ruark
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Re: Good DOG!
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06/16/19 03:41 PM
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Never been to a camping world. I prefer Dick's to be honest.
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