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Good DOG! #7534388 06/14/19 02:12 AM
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Chester sent his dog out to see if there were any ducks in the pond. "If there aren't many ducks out there, I'm not going hunting".

The dog comes back and barks twice. Chester says, "Well I'm not going to go out. He only saw two ducks out there".

Earl says, "You're going to take the dog's barks for the truth?"

Earl doesn't believe it, so he goes to look for himself. When he gets back he says, "I don't believe it. There really are only two ducks out there! Where did you get that dog?"

Chester says, "Well, I got him from the breeder up the road. If you want one, you can get one from him"

So Earl goes to the breeder and says he wants a dog like the one his friend Chester has. The breeder obliges and Earl brings the dog home, tells it to go out and look for ducks.

Minutes later the dog returns shaking its head with a stick in its mouth, and starts humping Earl's leg.

Outraged, Earl takes the dog back to the breeder and says, "This dog is a fraud. I want my money back!"?

The breeder asks Earl what the dog did. So Earl tells him that when he sent the dog out to look for ducks, it came back shaking its head with a stick in its mouth, and started humping his leg.

The breeder says, "Earl, dogs can't talk. He was trying to tell you there are more f***king ducks out there than you can shake a stick at".

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Re: Good DOG! [Re: mikei] #7534479 06/14/19 10:19 AM
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Re: Good DOG! [Re: mikei] #7534508 06/14/19 12:12 PM
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I believe in science and I’m an insufferable dickhead
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Re: Good DOG! [Re: mikei] #7534533 06/14/19 12:45 PM
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