texashuntingforum.com logo
Main Menu
Advertisement
Affiliates
Advertisement
Newest Members
Charlie-NY, HighPhi, Craig Teal, orochi13, Cory Mark
65772 Registered Users
Top Posters(All Time)
dogcatcher 94,326
bill oxner 57,427
stxranchman 55,173
SnakeWrangler 47,060
RKHarm24 44,585
rifleman 44,436
BMD 41,029
Big Orn 37,484
Facebook
Forum Statistics
Forums45
Topics437,748
Posts6,352,369
Members65,772
Most Online16,728
Mar 25th, 2012
Print Thread
wreckless train driver #7533464 06/12/19 09:00 PM
Joined: Mar 2019
Posts: 1,183
T
TCM3 Online Confused OP
Pro Tracker
OP Online Confused
Pro Tracker
T
Joined: Mar 2019
Posts: 1,183
He loved his job. Driving a train had been his dream ever since he was a child. He loved to make the train go as fast as possible. Unfortunately, one day he was a little too reckless and caused a crash. He made it out, but a single person died. Well, needless to say, he went to court over this incident. He was found guilty, and was sentenced to death by electrocution. When the day of the execution came, he requested a single banana as his last meal. After eating the banana, he was strapped into the electric chair. The switch was flown, sparks flew, and smoke filled the air - but nothing happened. The man was perfectly fine.


Well, at the time, there was an old Bulgarian law that said a failed execution was a sign of divine intervention, so the man was allowed to go free. Somehow, he managed to get his old job back driving the train. Having not learned his lesson at all, he went right back to driving the train with reckless abandon. Once again, he caused a train to crash, this time killing two people. The trial went much the same as the first, resulting in a sentence of execution. For his final meal, the man requested two bananas. After eating the bananas, he was strapped into the electric chair. The switch was thrown, sparks flew, smoke filled the room - and the man was once again unharmed.


Well, this of course meant that he was free to go. And once again, he somehow managed to get his old job back. To what should have been the surprise of no one, he crashed yet another train and killed three people. And so he once again found himself being sentenced to death. On the day of his execution, he requested his final meal: three bananas.


"You know what? No," said the executioner. "I've had it with you and your stupid bananas and walking out of here unharmed. I'm not giving you a thing to eat; we're strapping you in and doing this now." Well, it was against protocol, but the man was strapped in to the electric chair without a last meal. The switch was pulled, sparks flew, smoke filled the room - and the man was still unharmed. The executioner was speechless.












The man looked at the executioner and said, "Oh, the bananas had nothing to do with it. I'm just a bad conductor."

Last edited by TCM3; 06/12/19 09:01 PM.

bolt
Re: wreckless train driver [Re: TCM3] #7533506 06/12/19 10:20 PM
Joined: Nov 2010
Posts: 3,397
P
pnh Online Content
Veteran Tracker
Online Content
Veteran Tracker
P
Joined: Nov 2010
Posts: 3,397
yawn


Character is what you do when nobody's looking.
Re: wreckless train driver [Re: pnh] #7533508 06/12/19 10:26 PM
Joined: Mar 2019
Posts: 1,183
T
TCM3 Online Confused OP
Pro Tracker
OP Online Confused
Pro Tracker
T
Joined: Mar 2019
Posts: 1,183
Originally Posted by pnh
yawn

trout

bolt


bolt
Re: wreckless train driver [Re: TCM3] #7533512 06/12/19 10:31 PM
Joined: Nov 2010
Posts: 3,397
P
pnh Online Content
Veteran Tracker
Online Content
Veteran Tracker
P
Joined: Nov 2010
Posts: 3,397
rofl


Character is what you do when nobody's looking.
Re: wreckless train driver [Re: TCM3] #7533514 06/12/19 10:31 PM
Joined: Dec 2008
Posts: 20,969
Cast Online Happy
THF Celebrity
Online Happy
THF Celebrity
Joined: Dec 2008
Posts: 20,969
That is not quite how the joke goes, but close enough.


Cast

[Linked Image]

I have a short attention spa
Re: wreckless train driver [Re: Cast] #7533537 06/12/19 11:24 PM
Joined: Nov 2009
Posts: 57,427
bill oxner Online Content
THF Celebrity
Online Content
THF Celebrity
Joined: Nov 2009
Posts: 57,427
Originally Posted by Cast
That is not quite how the joke goes, but close enough.


I concur.


Quail hunting is like walking into, and out of a beautiful painting all day long. Gene Hill


[Linked Image]




Re: wreckless train driver [Re: TCM3] #7533542 06/12/19 11:29 PM
Joined: Jun 2006
Posts: 5,278
D
Dave Davidson Offline
THF Trophy Hunter
Offline
THF Trophy Hunter
D
Joined: Jun 2006
Posts: 5,278
Thatís just bad


Without a sense of urgency, nothing ever happens.

Boy, if I say "sic em", you'd better look for something to bite. Sam Shelley, Rancher Muleshoe Texas 1892-1985 RIP
Re: wreckless train driver [Re: bill oxner] #7533548 06/12/19 11:37 PM
Joined: Mar 2019
Posts: 1,183
T
TCM3 Online Confused OP
Pro Tracker
OP Online Confused
Pro Tracker
T
Joined: Mar 2019
Posts: 1,183
Originally Posted by bill oxner
Originally Posted by Cast
That is not quite how the joke goes, but close enough.


I concur.

How does it go?


bolt
Re: wreckless train driver [Re: TCM3] #7533554 06/12/19 11:42 PM
Joined: Aug 2009
Posts: 2,096
D
decook Offline
Veteran Tracker
Offline
Veteran Tracker
D
Joined: Aug 2009
Posts: 2,096
banana


Press for an AMERICAN.
Re: wreckless train driver [Re: Dave Davidson] #7533614 06/13/19 01:28 AM
Joined: Jan 2011
Posts: 47,060
S
SnakeWrangler Online Content
THF Celebrity
Online Content
THF Celebrity
S
Joined: Jan 2011
Posts: 47,060
Originally Posted by Dave Davidson
Thatís just bad


Originally Posted By: skinnerback
Milf does the trick.

"You're statistically more likely to be killed by Hillary Clinton than an NRA member. - PolitiDiva

"You Cannot Simultaneously Be Politically Correct And Intellectually Honest!"
Re: wreckless train driver [Re: TCM3] #7533749 06/13/19 10:48 AM
Joined: Sep 2016
Posts: 1,382
F
fray Offline
Pro Tracker
Offline
Pro Tracker
F
Joined: Sep 2016
Posts: 1,382
smile

Re: wreckless train driver [Re: TCM3] #7533817 06/13/19 01:27 PM
Joined: Aug 2006
Posts: 9,615
C
colt45 Offline
THF Trophy Hunter
Offline
THF Trophy Hunter
C
Joined: Aug 2006
Posts: 9,615
bang


hold on Newt, we got a runaway
Re: wreckless train driver [Re: TCM3] #7533879 06/13/19 02:39 PM
Joined: Dec 2008
Posts: 20,969
Cast Online Happy
THF Celebrity
Online Happy
THF Celebrity
Joined: Dec 2008
Posts: 20,969
Originally Posted by TCM3
Originally Posted by bill oxner
Originally Posted by Cast
That is not quite how the joke goes, but close enough.


I concur.

How does it go?


Well, for starters the conductor does not drive the train.


Cast

[Linked Image]

I have a short attention spa
Re: wreckless train driver [Re: TCM3] #7533975 06/13/19 05:03 PM
Joined: Nov 2010
Posts: 3,397
P
pnh Online Content
Veteran Tracker
Online Content
Veteran Tracker
P
Joined: Nov 2010
Posts: 3,397
Also, he was "reckless", not "wreckless." Just piling on!


Character is what you do when nobody's looking.
Re: wreckless train driver [Re: TCM3] #7533995 06/13/19 05:22 PM
Joined: Oct 2007
Posts: 13,698
T
TEXASLEFTY Offline
THF Celebrity
Offline
THF Celebrity
T
Joined: Oct 2007
Posts: 13,698
Oh my!!!!


Originally Posted By: Chunky Monkey
Never been to a camping world. I prefer Dick's to be honest.
Re: wreckless train driver [Re: TCM3] #7535296 06/15/19 02:04 PM
Joined: Sep 2013
Posts: 555
sleepyhunter Offline
Tracker
Offline
Tracker
Joined: Sep 2013
Posts: 555
eek2

Previous Thread
Index
Next Thread

© 2004-2019 OUTDOOR SITES NETWORK all rights reserved USA and Worldwide
Powered by UBB.threads™ PHP Forum Software 7.7.3