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Ah, the English language. . . #7526766
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At a travel agency in Shanghai, I asked the Chinese girl behind the counter if she could escort me on a city tour and asked her for her mobile number so I could call her to make arrangements.

She gave me a big smile, nodded her head and said, "For sex sex, wan free sex, for tonigh free."
I replied, "Wow, you Chinese women are really hospitable!

A guy standing next to me overheard the conversation, tapped me on the shoulder and said, "Don't get excited.
What she said was: 466 136 4293!"

Re: Ah, the English language. . . [Re: mikei] #7526768
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Re: Ah, the English language. . . [Re: SnakeWrangler] #7526771
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Re: Ah, the English language. . . [Re: mikei] #7526775
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Re: Ah, the English language. . . [Re: mikei] #7526776
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Re: Ah, the English language. . . [Re: mikei] #7526812
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Ok, how many called her?


Cast



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Re: Ah, the English language. . . [Re: mikei] #7526848
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Re: Ah, the English language. . . [Re: mikei] #7526873
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Re: Ah, the English language. . . [Re: Cast] #7527164
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Originally Posted by Cast
Ok, how many called her?


I only tried calling her 3 times, but her phone mailbox was full and not taking any new messages. . . :-(

Re: Ah, the English language. . . [Re: mikei] #7527323
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Re: Ah, the English language. . . [Re: mikei] #7533120
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I emailed this one to everyone of my contacts.


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