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The Bag Lady
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06/03/19 10:15 PM
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mikei
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A little old lady was walking down the street dragging two large plastic garbage bags behind her. One of the bags was ripped and every once in a while a $20 bill fell out onto the sidewalk. Noticing this, a policeman stopped her, and said, "Ma'am, there are $20 bills falling out of that bag." “Oh, really? Darn it!" said the little old lady. "I'd better go back and see if I can find them. Thanks for telling me, Officer.” “Well, now, not so fast," said the cop. "Where did you get all that money? You didn't steal it, did you?” "Oh, no, no", said the old lady." You see, my back yard is right next to a golf course. A lot of golfers come and pee through a knot hole in my fence, right into my flower garden. It used to really tick me off. Kills the flowers, you know. Then I thought, 'why not make the best of it?' So, now, I stand behind the fence by the knot hole, real quiet, with my hedge clippers. Every time some guy sticks his thing through my fence, I surprise him, grab hold of it and say, 'O.K., buddy! Give me $20 or off it comes!' “Well, that seems only fair," said the cop, laughing. "OK. Good luck! Oh, by the way, what's in the other bag?” “Not everybody pays.”
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Re: The Bag Lady
[Re: mikei]
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06/03/19 10:19 PM
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TEXASLEFTY
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Never been to a camping world. I prefer Dick's to be honest.
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Re: The Bag Lady
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06/03/19 10:30 PM
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I believe in science and I’m an insufferable [censored] Actually, BBC is pretty damn good "You Cannot Simultaneously Be Politically Correct And Intellectually Honest!"
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Re: The Bag Lady
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06/03/19 11:20 PM
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Re: The Bag Lady
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06/04/19 12:12 AM
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Re: The Bag Lady
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06/04/19 03:31 AM
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TCM3
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Do not forget to entertain strangers, For by so doing some have unwittingly entertained angels Hebrews 13:2 (R-TX)
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Re: The Bag Lady
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06/04/19 10:44 AM
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Dave Davidson
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Without a sense of urgency, nothing ever happens.
Boy, if I say "sic em", you'd better look for something to bite. Sam Shelley, Rancher Muleshoe Texas 1892-1985 RIP
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Re: The Bag Lady
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06/04/19 10:46 AM
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Re: The Bag Lady
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06/04/19 11:03 AM
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True Greatness
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Re: The Bag Lady
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06/04/19 12:59 PM
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Re: The Bag Lady
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06/04/19 02:06 PM
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Re: The Bag Lady
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06/04/19 03:56 PM
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Now imagine you had to pee because you spent your last Jackson on a few cold beers
It's hell eatin em live
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Re: The Bag Lady
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06/04/19 08:33 PM
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Re: The Bag Lady
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06/10/19 09:35 AM
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Re: The Bag Lady
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06/12/19 01:48 AM
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LETS GO BRANDON
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Re: The Bag Lady
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06/14/19 07:23 PM
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