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Moments of clarity
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06/08/19 11:21 PM
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bill oxner
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Re: Moments of clarity
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06/09/19 12:59 AM
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Re: Moments of clarity
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06/09/19 01:04 AM
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Re: Moments of clarity
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06/09/19 11:42 AM
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Re: Moments of clarity
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06/09/19 12:39 PM
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Re: Moments of clarity
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06/09/19 02:42 PM
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I believe in science and I’m an insufferable [censored] Actually, BBC is pretty damn good "You Cannot Simultaneously Be Politically Correct And Intellectually Honest!"
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Re: Moments of clarity
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06/10/19 09:27 AM
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