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Moments of clarity #7530171 06/08/19 11:21 PM
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Re: Moments of clarity [Re: bill oxner] #7530246 06/09/19 12:59 AM
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Re: Moments of clarity [Re: bill oxner] #7530248 06/09/19 01:04 AM
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Lots of wisdom there.

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Lots of wisdom there.


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Actually, BBC is pretty damn good

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