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Ah, the English language. . .
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06/04/19 03:44 PM
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mikei
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At a travel agency in Shanghai, I asked the Chinese girl behind the counter if she could escort me on a city tour and asked her for her mobile number so I could call her to make arrangements. She gave me a big smile, nodded her head and said, "For sex sex, wan free sex, for tonigh free." I replied, "Wow, you Chinese women are really hospitable!” A guy standing next to me overheard the conversation, tapped me on the shoulder and said, "Don't get excited. What she said was: 466 136 4293!"
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Re: Ah, the English language. . .
[Re: mikei]
#7526768
06/04/19 03:46 PM
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SnakeWrangler
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I believe in science and I’m an insufferable [censored] Actually, BBC is pretty damn good "You Cannot Simultaneously Be Politically Correct And Intellectually Honest!"
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Re: Ah, the English language. . .
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06/04/19 03:48 PM
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NORML as can be
^^Cut the Cord^^
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(R-TX) .-- " TCNN CURL CRLB VFF VRNO AYR SNDL CGC TLRY MSOS "
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Re: Ah, the English language. . .
[Re: mikei]
#7526775
06/04/19 03:48 PM
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redchevy
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It's hell eatin em live
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Re: Ah, the English language. . .
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#7526776
06/04/19 03:49 PM
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janie
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He is your friend defender your dog. Be worthy of such devotion
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Re: Ah, the English language. . .
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06/04/19 04:12 PM
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Stub
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Re: Ah, the English language. . .
[Re: mikei]
#7526812
06/04/19 04:23 PM
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Cast
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Cast I have a short attention spa
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Re: Ah, the English language. . .
[Re: mikei]
#7526815
06/04/19 04:25 PM
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Ders26
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Re: Ah, the English language. . .
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#7526848
06/04/19 05:04 PM
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TEXASLEFTY
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Never been to a camping world. I prefer Dick's to be honest.
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Re: Ah, the English language. . .
[Re: mikei]
#7526873
06/04/19 05:38 PM
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sleepyhunter
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Re: Ah, the English language. . .
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#7527143
06/04/19 10:58 PM
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colt45-90
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hold on Newt, we got a runaway
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Re: Ah, the English language. . .
[Re: Cast]
#7527164
06/04/19 11:35 PM
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mikei
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I only tried calling her 3 times, but her phone mailbox was full and not taking any new messages. . . :-(
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Re: Ah, the English language. . .
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06/05/19 02:11 AM
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Cajun Raider
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Don't talk the talk if you didn't walk the walk.
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Re: Ah, the English language. . .
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06/10/19 09:32 AM
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pigplinker
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Re: Ah, the English language. . .
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#7532796
06/12/19 01:49 AM
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TXHOGSLAYER
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LETS GO BRANDON
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Re: Ah, the English language. . .
[Re: mikei]
#7533120
06/12/19 03:26 PM
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bill oxner
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I emailed this one to everyone of my contacts.
Quail hunting is like walking into, and out of a beautiful painting all day long. Gene Hill
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