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Dead Deer #7522762 05/30/19 02:15 AM
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Weird thing happened today. Wife opened the front door today to get packages off the porch and I heard a scream. She said there's a deer having a seizure on the front porch. By the time I got there, it didn't look like a seizure, but a few last slow movements and then she expired (the deer not the wife). Deer looked very pregnant and fawns have started appearing in last couple of weeks. I looked closely and didn't see any movement in her belly. Out of curiosity, I checked the doorbell camera and the deer had been there for at least an hour and a half. The UPS man almost soiled himself when he dropped the packages off. Any ideas what the issue might have been? There wasn't a mark on the deer anywhere. I'm guessing it was some difficulty with delivery but have nothing to back that up. We're in a neighborhood, acre lots and are overrun with deer.

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Re: Dead Deer [Re: Gumbeaux] #7522769 05/30/19 02:29 AM
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No telling, could be any number of things. That’s pretty wild though.


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That’s a great video

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Crazy. Call the Game Warden?


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Re: Dead Deer [Re: Gumbeaux] #7522779 05/30/19 02:39 AM
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Called the GW. He said to call the Sheriff. Sheriff said to drag it out to the street and call the county bridge and road dept to come pick her up.


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Originally Posted by Gumbeaux
Called the GW. He said to call the Sheriff. Sheriff said to drag it out to the street and call the county bridge and road dept to come pick her up.


That’s pathetic....


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Re: Dead Deer [Re: SnakeWrangler] #7522805 05/30/19 03:37 AM
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Originally Posted by SnakeWrangler
Originally Posted by Gumbeaux
Called the GW. He said to call the Sheriff. Sheriff said to drag it out to the street and call the county bridge and road dept to come pick her up.


That’s pathetic....


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What's up with throwing the package... trout

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Originally Posted by Txduckman
What's up with throwing the package... trout


No kidding!

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The package dump was the best haha!


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Re: Dead Deer [Re: Gumbeaux] #7522879 05/30/19 11:43 AM
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Originally Posted by maximus_flavius
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Called the GW. He said to call the Sheriff. Sheriff said to drag it out to the street and call the county bridge and road dept to come pick her up.


That’s pathetic....


Protected & served like a mofo


Yup....waiting to hear who the county bridge and road dept says to call.... popcorn


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Re: Dead Deer [Re: Gumbeaux] #7522898 05/30/19 12:11 PM
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Originally Posted by Gumbeaux
Called the GW. He said to call the Sheriff. Sheriff said to drag it out to the street and call the county bridge and road dept to come pick her up.

I would have thought the GW would have come


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That sucks about the deer, pretty odd. I know if it happened at my parents hose when I was a kid they would have come straight to me whistle

Gotta love ups drivers, they drive the ever loving sh!+ out of those trucks lol


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Originally Posted by SnakeWrangler
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Originally Posted by Gumbeaux
Called the GW. He said to call the Sheriff. Sheriff said to drag it out to the street and call the county bridge and road dept to come pick her up.


That’s pathetic....


Protected & served like a mofo


Yup....waiting to hear who the county bridge and road dept says to call.... popcorn


We didn't get that far. The suggestion of dragging a dead dear to the street to freak out the neighborhood kids and the housewife dog walkers and attract buzzards while we waited a day (or 2 or 5) for the county to come pick it up did not seem like an acceptable option to me.


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Originally Posted by snake oil
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i might have if I knew why it died.


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Originally Posted by Sneaky
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What's up with throwing the package... trout


No kidding!


Yeah, he kind of lost all focus once he saw the deer. You can just barely see her legs in the bottom right corner of the screen.

I also would have thought he might have rung the doorbell to see if someone was home and let them know about the terminally ill deer on the porch.

It the driver had been from Louisiana I probably would have had video of him dragging it back to his truck.


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Originally Posted by SnakeWrangler
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Originally Posted by Gumbeaux
Called the GW. He said to call the Sheriff. Sheriff said to drag it out to the street and call the county bridge and road dept to come pick her up.


That’s pathetic....


Protected & served like a mofo


Yup....waiting to hear who the county bridge and road dept says to call.... popcorn

Wouldn't surprise me if they said to call GW. Round and round we go, like calling health insurance folks.

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Man that is pathetic.


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There are 3 crazy things in that story. I went fishing in a farm tank one evening, did well. Returned the following morning for more and found a dead fawn floating in my fishing spot. Probably wandered in too far and could not swim.

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Originally Posted by Txduckman
What's up with throwing the package... trout


I think he was freaked out abut the deer and wanted out of there.

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What did you do with the deer

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Originally Posted by SnakeWrangler
Originally Posted by Gumbeaux
Called the GW. He said to call the Sheriff. Sheriff said to drag it out to the street and call the county bridge and road dept to come pick her up.


That’s pathetic....

thats cause theres nobody to give a ticket too



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