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The Blonde
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05/24/19 07:12 PM
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ntxtrapper
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A blonde woman is tired of people assuming she's stupid and dyes her hair red. Feeling empowered, she goes for a car ride down a country road. Soon she sees a farm with hundreds of sheep. She walks up to the owner of the farm and makes this proposal:
"These sheep are adorable, if I guess how many there are, can I keep one?" The farmer agrees, surely out of all the sheep this woman can't guess the number exactly. She looks around and replies "There are 593 sheep" The farmer is awe-struck, the number was exactly right.
So the woman picks her sheep and is getting back in the car when the farmer runs up to her and yells "WAIT! If I can guess your natural hair color can I have him back?" The woman smiles and agrees, she already proved she's too smart to be called a blonde. The farmer replies "you're a blonde, now can I have my dog back?"
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Re: The Blonde
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05/24/19 07:17 PM
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SnakeWrangler
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I believe in science and I’m an insufferable [censored] Actually, BBC is pretty damn good "You Cannot Simultaneously Be Politically Correct And Intellectually Honest!"
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Re: The Blonde
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05/24/19 08:13 PM
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snake oil
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"You may all go to hell and I will go to Texas".
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Re: The Blonde
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05/24/19 11:25 PM
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Bee'z
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Re: The Blonde
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05/25/19 02:16 PM
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redhaze
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Re: The Blonde
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05/25/19 08:04 PM
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Cajun Raider
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Don't talk the talk if you didn't walk the walk.
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Re: The Blonde
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05/25/19 09:06 PM
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bill oxner
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Know why the ram went over the cliff? He didn't see the ewe turn.
Quail hunting is like walking into, and out of a beautiful painting all day long. Gene Hill
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Re: The Blonde
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05/25/19 11:14 PM
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MikeC
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Re: The Blonde
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05/26/19 07:18 PM
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colt45-90
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hold on Newt, we got a runaway
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