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The Perfect Man! #7516097 05/20/19 07:52 PM
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A man walks out to the street and catches a taxi just going
by. He gets into thetaxi, and the cabbie says, “Perfect timing. You’re just
like Frank.”



Passenger:
Who?”



Cabbie:
“Frank Feldman. He’s a guy who did everything right all
the time. Like my coming
along when you needed a cab. Things happened like
that to Frank Feldman every single time.”



Passenger:
“There are always a few clouds over
everybody.”



Cabbie:
“Not Frank Feldman. He was a terrific athlete. He could
have won the Grand-Slam
at tennis. He could golf with the pros. He sang like an
opera baritone and
danced like a Broadway star and you should have heard him
play the piano. He
was an amazing guy.”



Passenger:
“Sounds like he was really something
special.”



Cabbie:
“There’s more. He had a memory like a computer. He
remembered everybody’s
birthday. He knew all about wine, which foods to order and
which fork to eat
them with. He could fix anything. Not like me. I change a
fuse, and the whole
street blacks out. But Frank Feldman could do everything
right.”



Passenger:
“Wow, what a guy!”



Cabbie:
“He always knew the quickest way to go in traffic and
avoid traffic jams. Not
like me, I always seem to get stuck in them. But Frank, he
never made a
mistake, and he really knew how to treat a woman and make
her feel good. He
would never answer her back even if she was in the wrong,
and his clothing was
always immaculate, shoes highly polished too. He was the
perfect man! He never
made a mistake. No one could ever measure up to Frank
Feldman.”



Passenger:
“How did you meet him?”



Cabbie:
“I never actually met Frank. He died and I married his
wife.”

Re: The Perfect Man! [Re: mikei] #7516122 05/20/19 08:15 PM
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Re: The Perfect Man! [Re: mikei] #7516150 05/20/19 08:33 PM
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That's hilarious…..

R.I.P. Frank.... rofl


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Re: The Perfect Man! [Re: mikei] #7516289 05/20/19 10:57 PM
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Laugh out loud funny!

Re: The Perfect Man! [Re: mikei] #7516378 05/21/19 12:27 AM
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Re: The Perfect Man! [Re: mikei] #7516505 05/21/19 02:28 AM
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roflmao

Re: The Perfect Man! [Re: mikei] #7520272 05/26/19 01:48 PM
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Yep


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