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 The Good Daughter
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05/17/19 11:21 PM
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Michael W.
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A man was telling his buddy : "You won't believe what happened last night. My daughter walked into the living room and said :
Dad, cancel my allowance immediately, forget my college tuition loan, rent my room out, throw all my clothes out the window, take
my TV and my laptop.
Please take any of my jewelry to the Salvation Army or Cash Converters. Then sell my car, take my house key away, and throw me out.
Then disown me and never talk to me again. And don't forget to write me out of your will and leave my share to any charity you choose."
"Holy Smokes," replied the friend, " - she actually said that?
"Well, she didn't put it quite like that. She actually said :
"Dad, meet my new boyfriend, Mohammed. We're going to work together on Elizabeth Warren’s Presidential Campaign."
A clear conscience is often the sign of a fuzzy memory.
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Re: The Good Daughter
[Re: Michael W.]
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05/17/19 11:34 PM
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SnakeWrangler
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I believe in science and I’m an insufferable [censored] Actually, BBC is pretty damn good "You Cannot Simultaneously Be Politically Correct And Intellectually Honest!"
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Re: The Good Daughter
[Re: Michael W.]
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05/18/19 12:00 AM
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bill oxner
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I got that one from a friend today. 
Quail hunting is like walking into, and out of a beautiful painting all day long. Gene Hill ![[Linked Image]](https://texashuntingforum.com/forum/pics/usergals/2017/07/full-3669-105539-full_16668_105507_image.jpg)
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Re: The Good Daughter
[Re: Michael W.]
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05/18/19 03:58 AM
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Cajun Raider
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 Now, that's funny.
Don't talk the talk if you didn't walk the walk.
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Re: The Good Daughter
[Re: Michael W.]
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05/18/19 09:27 AM
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redhaze
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Re: The Good Daughter
[Re: Michael W.]
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05/19/19 06:03 PM
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TEXASLEFTY
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Never been to a camping world. I prefer Dick's to be honest.
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Re: The Good Daughter
[Re: Michael W.]
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05/19/19 09:23 PM
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texasag93
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