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The Good Daughter #7514414 05/17/19 11:21 PM
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A man was telling his buddy : "You won't believe what happened last night. My daughter walked into the living room and said :
Dad, cancel my allowance immediately, forget my college tuition loan, rent my room out, throw all my clothes out the window, take
my TV and my laptop.

Please take any of my jewelry to the Salvation Army or Cash Converters. Then sell my car, take my house key away, and throw me out.

Then disown me and never talk to me again. And don't forget to write me out of your will and leave my share to any charity you choose."

"Holy Smokes," replied the friend, " - she actually said that?

"Well, she didn't put it quite like that. She actually said :

"Dad, meet my new boyfriend, Mohammed. We're going to work together on Elizabeth Warren’s Presidential Campaign."



A clear conscience is often the sign of a fuzzy memory.
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Originally Posted By: skinnerback
Milf does the trick.

"You're statistically more likely to be killed by Hillary Clinton than an NRA member. - PolitiDiva

"You Cannot Simultaneously Be Politically Correct And Intellectually Honest!"
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I got that one from a friend today. up


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clapNow, that's funny.


Don't talk the talk if you didn't walk the walk.
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That’s funny


Originally Posted By: Chunky Monkey
Never been to a camping world. I prefer Dick's to be honest.
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