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Some guidelines when drinking in public
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05/16/19 01:30 PM
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mikei
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Seven New York City bartenders were asked if they could "nail" a woman or a man's personality based on what she/he drinks. Though interviewed separately, they concurred on almost all counts. The results:
PART A: WOMEN-DRINKS
Drink: Beer Personality: Casual, low-maintenance; down to earth. Your Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool.
Drink: Blender Drinks Personality: Flaky, whiny, annoying; a pain in the a$$. Your Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabana boy.
Drink: Mixed Drinks Personality: Older, more refined, high maintenance, has very picky taste; knows EXACTLY what she wants. Your Approach: You won't have to approach her. If she's interested, she'll send YOU a drink..................
Drink: Wine (does not include White Zinfandel) Personality: Conservative and classy; sophisticated yet giggles. Your Approach: Tell her you love to travel and spend quiet evenings with friends.
Drink: White Zinfandel Personality: Easy; thinks she is classy and sophisticated, actually, she has NO clue. Your Approach: Make her feel smarter than she is...this should be an easy target.
Drink: Shots Personality: Likes to hang with frat-boy pals and looking to get totally drunk... and naked. Your Approach: Easiest hit in the joint. You have been blessed. Nothing to do but wait, however, be careful not to make her mad!
Drink: Tequila No explanations required - everyone just KNOWS what happens there.
PART B: MAN-DRINKS
The deal with guys is, as always, very simple and clear cut:
Domestic Beer: He's poor and wants to get laid.
Craft Beer: He likes good beer and wants to get laid.
Wine: He is hoping that the wine will give him a sophisticated image to help him get laid.
Whiskey: He doesn't give a damn about anything but getting laid.
Tequila: He is thinking he has a chance with the toothless waitress.
White Zinfandel: He's gay
Last edited by mikei; 05/16/19 02:28 PM.
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Re: Some guidelines when drinking in public
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#7513399
05/16/19 01:35 PM
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TEXASLEFTY
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Never been to a camping world. I prefer Dick's to be honest.
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Re: Some guidelines when drinking in public
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#7513429
05/16/19 02:11 PM
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Re: Some guidelines when drinking in public
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#7513435
05/16/19 02:16 PM
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Re: Some guidelines when drinking in public
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#7513439
05/16/19 02:19 PM
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Re: Some guidelines when drinking in public
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#7513449
05/16/19 02:28 PM
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Re: Some guidelines when drinking in public
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#7513543
05/16/19 04:33 PM
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nsmike
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A lot of truth!
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Re: Some guidelines when drinking in public
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#7513549
05/16/19 04:49 PM
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I believe in science and I’m an insufferable [censored] Actually, BBC is pretty damn good "You Cannot Simultaneously Be Politically Correct And Intellectually Honest!"
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Re: Some guidelines when drinking in public
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05/16/19 11:40 PM
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Re: Some guidelines when drinking in public
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05/17/19 12:22 PM
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Nice personality reviews!
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Re: Some guidelines when drinking in public
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06/06/19 06:30 PM
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