A big company was hiring so Jack and Jill applied for jobs. Both were hired and started in as new employees. A couple of months later, business slowed down drastically and the boss realized he was going to need to release one of the last-hired employees.
He met Jill in the hallway one morning and said: "Jill, I'm going to have to lay you or Jack off." She said: it will have to be Jack and he's in the break room".

OMG.

If I were her, I would have said you can Jack off.

Wow