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Old Cow #7506907 05/08/19 02:26 AM
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Suddenly, a cow runs out onto the road, and a limo driving late at night, hits it head on, and the car comes to a stop. The woman in the back seat, in her usual abrasive manner, says to the chauffer, "You get out and check on that poor cow. you were driving.

So the chauffer gets out, checks, and reports that the animal is dead, but appeared to be very old. "Well," says the woman, "you were driving, so you go and tell the farmer in that lighted farmhouse over there."

Two hours later the chauffer returns totally inebriated, a full belly, his hair ruffled, and a big grin on his face. "My God, what happened to you?" asks the old woman. The chauffer replies, "When I got there the farmer open his best bottle of single malt scotch, his wife gave me a meal fit for a king, and his daughter made love to me." "What on earth did you say?" asks the woman. "Well, I just knocked on the door, and when it opened, I said to them that I'm Nancy Pelosi's chauffer, and I just killed the old cow."


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