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Gifts from God
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04/25/19 12:58 PM
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There was a preacher whose wife was expecting a baby so he went before the congregation and asked for a raise. After much discussion, they passed a rule that whenever the preacher's family expanded, so would his paycheck. After 6 children, this started to get expensive and the congregation decided to hold another meeting to discuss the preacher's salary. There was much yelling and bickering about how much the clergyman's additional children were costing the church. Finally, the Preacher got up and spoke to the congregation, "Children are a gift from God," he said. Silence fell on the congregation. In the back pew, a little old lady stood up and in her frail voice said, "Rain is also a gift from God, but when we get too much of it, we start wearing rubbers." And the congregation said, "Amen"
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Re: Gifts from God
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People sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf
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Re: Gifts from God
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04/25/19 06:38 PM
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I believe in science and I’m an insufferable [censored] Actually, BBC is pretty damn good "You Cannot Simultaneously Be Politically Correct And Intellectually Honest!"
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Re: Gifts from God
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04/25/19 11:53 PM
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"Man is still a hunter, still a simple searcher after meat..." Robert C. Ruark
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Re: Gifts from God
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04/26/19 08:35 PM
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Never been to a camping world. I prefer Dick's to be honest.
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Re: Gifts from God
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