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Sly, Chuck, and Arnold are in a bar talking #7500407 04/30/19 02:25 PM
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Sylvester Stallone, Chuck Norris and Arnold Schwarzenegger are sitting in a bar. Sylvester Stallone says, “Guys, we should make a movie with the three of us, but I’m all out of ideas at the moment, I’m kind of bored with the standard action flicks.”

Chuck says, “Guys, I’m bored of doing action movies too and I’ve got some ideas but you may not like them.”

Sylvester says, “Let us hear it.”

So Chuck continues, “All right, this may sound silly, but I was actually thinking about doing a movie on great classical composers.”

That’s when Arnold throws himself in the conversation and says, “That sounds like a great idea! Sylvester, you can be Mozart, and Chuck can be Beethoven!”

“And who will you be, Arnold?”

“I’ll be Bach.”


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Re: Sly, Chuck, and Arnold are in a bar talking [Re: Cast] #7500421 04/30/19 02:37 PM
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Re: Sly, Chuck, and Arnold are in a bar talking [Re: Cast] #7500433 04/30/19 02:47 PM
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Corny, but good. roflmao

Re: Sly, Chuck, and Arnold are in a bar talking [Re: Brother in-law] #7500469 04/30/19 03:28 PM
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Originally Posted by Brother in-law
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Milf does the trick.

"You're statistically more likely to be killed by Hillary Clinton than an NRA member. - PolitiDiva

"You Cannot Simultaneously Be Politically Correct And Intellectually Honest!"
Re: Sly, Chuck, and Arnold are in a bar talking [Re: Cast] #7500479 04/30/19 03:47 PM
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D+, gotta give you a smidge for effort.


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up Harsh crowd today. I grinned so C+.

Re: Sly, Chuck, and Arnold are in a bar talking [Re: Cast] #7500553 04/30/19 04:53 PM
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So, the question is, did you see it coming?


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No. Made me lol.... you’d give it a C at best..... IMO


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Hey, a C is an average joke. That’s good. I did not see it coming. I give the joke a B.


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