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 Post turtle
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04/26/19 12:49 AM
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Gary Olson
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While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75 year old rancher, whose hand was caught in the gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man. Eventually the topic got around to one of the political candidates.
The old rancher said, "Well, ya know, that candidate is a 'Post Turtle'."
Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a 'post turtle' was.
The old rancher said, "When you're driving down a country road you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a 'post turtle'."
The old rancher saw the puzzled look on the doctor's face so he continued to explain.
"You know they didn't get up there by themselves, they don't belong up there, they don't know what to do while they're up there, and you just wonder what kind of dummy put them up there to begin with."
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Re: Post turtle
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04/26/19 02:51 AM
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decook
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Press ![[Linked Image]](https://texashuntingforum.com/forum/pics/usergals/2017/01/full-15091-89291-full_15091_35556_phone1a.png) for an AMERICAN.
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Re: Post turtle
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04/26/19 01:40 PM
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Ders26
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Bird Dog
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 It would be a lot funnier if it wasn't true.
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Re: Post turtle
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04/27/19 10:31 AM
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TEXASLEFTY
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Never been to a camping world. I prefer Dick's to be honest.
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Re: Post turtle
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04/27/19 11:09 AM
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cm250
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Definitely a Dumocrat!!!!! 
My Yote toys,
Ruger 77 22-250
Foxpro 416B & numerous hand calls
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God would never send Firefighters to Hell because we would put the fire out!
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Re: Post turtle
[Re: Gary Olson]
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04/28/19 12:54 AM
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tigger
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Most Americans are saying that today
Tigger
If it isn't white it is not a birddog.
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Lying is lying. Don't bitch about one doing it and condone another. That's called hypocrisy.
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