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Another Impossible wish
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04/22/19 01:40 PM
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Bass&More
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An Old man is taking a walk and sees a lamp, he picks up the lamp and rubs it, a genie pops out The genie says "I'll grant you one wish", The old man reaches into his pocket and takes out a crumpled map and says "You see this area, this is called the Middle East. There's been nothing but war and bloodshed there for centuries.. can you do something" And the genie goes "Even with my power I can't do anything about that area.. can i grant you another wish" So he says "I've been married for 40 years and my wife has never given me a personal favor, could you get her to do that for me, just once". The genie goes "Can I look at that map again?"
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Re: Another Impossible wish
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04/22/19 01:57 PM
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Joined: Jul 2013
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Wilhunt
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Now that is a good one, got mu Monday laugh. .
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Re: Another Impossible wish
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04/22/19 01:57 PM
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SnakeWrangler
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I believe in science and I’m an insufferable [censored] Actually, BBC is pretty damn good "You Cannot Simultaneously Be Politically Correct And Intellectually Honest!"
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Re: Another Impossible wish
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04/22/19 11:13 PM
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redhaze
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Re: Another Impossible wish
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04/22/19 11:38 PM
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Cast
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I don’t believe that’s how the original went.
Cast I have a short attention spa
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Re: Another Impossible wish
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#7495229
04/24/19 02:03 AM
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TEXASLEFTY
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Never been to a camping world. I prefer Dick's to be honest.
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Re: Another Impossible wish
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05/01/19 04:51 AM
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TXHOGSLAYER
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LETS GO BRANDON
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