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At the local Walmart
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04/22/19 01:54 PM
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Bass&More
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A guy goes to the local Walmart for a few items and notices an attractive woman waving at him... She says hello. He’s rather taken aback because he can’t place where he knows her from. So he says, "Do you know me?" To which she replies: "I think you’re the father of one of my kids." Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says: "My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies watching while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery?" She looks into his eyes and says calmly: "No, I’m your son’s teacher."
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Re: At the local Walmart
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04/22/19 01:58 PM
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SnakeWrangler
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I believe in science and I’m an insufferable [censored] Actually, BBC is pretty damn good "You Cannot Simultaneously Be Politically Correct And Intellectually Honest!"
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Re: At the local Walmart
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04/22/19 02:44 PM
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snake oil
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"You may all go to hell and I will go to Texas".
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Re: At the local Walmart
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04/22/19 05:25 PM
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Pope&Young
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Re: At the local Walmart
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04/22/19 11:14 PM
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Re: At the local Walmart
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04/23/19 03:10 AM
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TCM3
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I figured someone violated a spinner bait when i saw the title.... Good joke....
Do not forget to entertain strangers, For by so doing some have unwittingly entertained angels Hebrews 13:2
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Re: At the local Walmart
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04/23/19 11:48 AM
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I figured someone violated a spinner bait when i saw the title.... Good joke.... Dang, you had to go back there.
If I'm not hunting something I must be dead.
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Re: At the local Walmart
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04/23/19 12:03 PM
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Cast
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Cast I have a short attention spa
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Re: At the local Walmart
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04/23/19 09:03 PM
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TCM3
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I figured someone violated a spinner bait when i saw the title.... Good joke.... Dang, you had to go back there.
Do not forget to entertain strangers, For by so doing some have unwittingly entertained angels Hebrews 13:2
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Re: At the local Walmart
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04/23/19 09:50 PM
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Re: At the local Walmart
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#7495233
04/24/19 02:05 AM
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TEXASLEFTY
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Good one!!! This could be a great thread!
Never been to a camping world. I prefer Dick's to be honest.
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Re: At the local Walmart
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05/08/19 10:43 AM
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