texashuntingforum.com logo
Main Menu
Advertisement
Affiliates
Advertisement
Newest Members
TraeMartin, Beatixre, MooseSteed, Trappernewt, casyoo
71987 Registered Users
Top Posters(All Time)
dogcatcher 110,788
bill oxner 91,416
SnakeWrangler 65,416
stxranchman 60,296
Gravytrain 46,950
RKHarm24 44,585
rifleman 44,461
Stub 43,768
Forum Statistics
Forums46
Topics536,997
Posts9,719,301
Members86,987
Most Online25,604
Feb 12th, 2024
Print Thread
At the local Walmart #7493843 04/22/19 01:54 PM
Joined: Dec 2011
Posts: 2,398
B
Bass&More Offline OP
Veteran Tracker
OP Offline
Veteran Tracker
B
Joined: Dec 2011
Posts: 2,398

A guy goes to the local Walmart for a few items and notices an attractive woman waving at him...

She says hello.

He’s rather taken aback because he can’t place where he knows her from. So he says, "Do you know me?"

To which she replies: "I think you’re the father of one of my kids."

Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says: "My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies watching while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery?"

She looks into his eyes and says calmly: "No, I’m your son’s teacher."

bang peep

Re: At the local Walmart [Re: Bass&More] #7493850 04/22/19 01:58 PM
Joined: Jan 2011
Posts: 65,416
S
SnakeWrangler Online Content
THF Celebrity
Online Content
THF Celebrity
S
Joined: Jan 2011
Posts: 65,416
bolt


Originally Posted by Sneaky
I believe in science and I’m an insufferable [censored]
Originally Posted by beaversnipe
Actually, BBC is pretty damn good

"You Cannot Simultaneously Be Politically Correct And Intellectually Honest!"
Re: At the local Walmart [Re: Bass&More] #7493894 04/22/19 02:44 PM
Joined: Jan 2016
Posts: 7,759
S
snake oil Offline
THF Trophy Hunter
Offline
THF Trophy Hunter
S
Joined: Jan 2016
Posts: 7,759
lol35


"You may all go to hell and I will go to Texas".
Re: At the local Walmart [Re: Bass&More] #7494040 04/22/19 05:25 PM
Joined: Feb 2012
Posts: 11,207
P
Pope&Young Offline
THF Celebrity
Offline
THF Celebrity
P
Joined: Feb 2012
Posts: 11,207
eeks333 bolt


[Linked Image]
Re: At the local Walmart [Re: Bass&More] #7494292 04/22/19 11:14 PM
Joined: Sep 2016
Posts: 3,457
R
redhaze Offline
Veteran Tracker
Offline
Veteran Tracker
R
Joined: Sep 2016
Posts: 3,457
clap

Re: At the local Walmart [Re: Bass&More] #7494474 04/23/19 03:10 AM
Joined: Mar 2019
Posts: 19,015
TCM3 Online Content
THF Celebrity
Online Content
THF Celebrity
Joined: Mar 2019
Posts: 19,015
I figured someone violated a spinner bait when i saw the title....

Good joke.... clap


Do not forget to entertain strangers, For by so doing some have unwittingly entertained angels
Hebrews 13:2
Re: At the local Walmart [Re: TCM3] #7494564 04/23/19 11:48 AM
Joined: Sep 2009
Posts: 3,060
N
notamtchance Offline
Veteran Tracker
Offline
Veteran Tracker
N
Joined: Sep 2009
Posts: 3,060
Originally Posted by TCM3
I figured someone violated a spinner bait when i saw the title....

Good joke.... clap


Dang, you had to go back there. rofl


If I'm not hunting something I must be dead.
Re: At the local Walmart [Re: Bass&More] #7494572 04/23/19 12:03 PM
Joined: Dec 2008
Posts: 22,630
Cast Offline
THF Celebrity
Offline
THF Celebrity
Joined: Dec 2008
Posts: 22,630
Did NOT see it coming!

A+


Cast

[Linked Image]

I have a short attention spa
Re: At the local Walmart [Re: notamtchance] #7495029 04/23/19 09:03 PM
Joined: Mar 2019
Posts: 19,015
TCM3 Online Content
THF Celebrity
Online Content
THF Celebrity
Joined: Mar 2019
Posts: 19,015
Originally Posted by notamtchance
Originally Posted by TCM3
I figured someone violated a spinner bait when i saw the title....

Good joke.... clap


Dang, you had to go back there. rofl

roflmao


Do not forget to entertain strangers, For by so doing some have unwittingly entertained angels
Hebrews 13:2
Re: At the local Walmart [Re: Bass&More] #7495069 04/23/19 09:50 PM
Joined: Jul 2013
Posts: 6,043
W
Wilhunt Offline
THF Trophy Hunter
Offline
THF Trophy Hunter
W
Joined: Jul 2013
Posts: 6,043
Good!

Re: At the local Walmart [Re: Bass&More] #7495233 04/24/19 02:05 AM
Joined: Oct 2007
Posts: 19,211
T
TEXASLEFTY Online Content
THF Whiskey Sommelier
Online Content
THF Whiskey Sommelier
T
Joined: Oct 2007
Posts: 19,211
Good one!!! This could be a great thread!


Originally Posted by Chunky Monkey
Never been to a camping world. I prefer Dick's to be honest.
Re: At the local Walmart [Re: Bass&More] #7507043 05/08/19 10:43 AM
Joined: Aug 2011
Posts: 2,706
P
pigplinker Offline
Veteran Tracker
Offline
Veteran Tracker
P
Joined: Aug 2011
Posts: 2,706
eeks333

Previous Thread
Index
Next Thread

© 2004-2024 OUTDOOR SITES NETWORK all rights reserved USA and Worldwide
Powered by UBB.threads™ PHP Forum Software 7.7.3