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Another Impossible wish #7493833 04/22/19 01:40 PM
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An Old man is taking a walk and sees a lamp, he picks up the lamp and rubs it, a genie pops out The genie says "I'll grant you one wish", The old man reaches into his pocket and takes out a crumpled map and says "You see this area, this is called the Middle East. There's been nothing but war and bloodshed there for centuries.. can you do something" And the genie goes "Even with my power I can't do anything about that area.. can i grant you another wish" So he says "I've been married for 40 years and my wife has never given me a personal favor, could you get her to do that for me, just once". The genie goes "Can I look at that map again?"
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Now that is a good one, got mu Monday laugh.
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Actually, BBC is pretty damn good

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I donít believe thatís how the original went.


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Thatís good!!!


Originally Posted By: Chunky Monkey
Never been to a camping world. I prefer Dick's to be honest.
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