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The lie detector robot #7482356 04/09/19 03:03 PM
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A father buys a lie detector robot that slaps people when they lie.

He decides to test it out at dinner one night.

The father asks his son what he did that afternoon. The son says, "I did some schoolwork."

The robot slaps the son. The son says, "OK, Ok. I was at a friend's house watching movies."

Dad asks, "What movie did you watch?" Son says, "Toy Story."

The robot slaps the son. Son says, "Ok, Ok, we were watching porn."

Dad says, "What? At your age I didn't even know what porn was."

The robot slaps the father.

Mom laughs and says, "Well. He certainly is your son!"

The robot slaps the mother.

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Good one....

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And that's when the fight started...


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I believe in science and I’m an insufferable dickhead
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Actually, BBC is pretty damn good

"You Cannot Simultaneously Be Politically Correct And Intellectually Honest!"
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Didnt see that one coming!!! ROTFLMAO!!!


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Never been to a camping world. I prefer Dick's to be honest.
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Rumor and lies are created by haters, spread by fools, and unfortunately believed by the naïve!






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